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標題: 假如不吸煙 [打印本頁]

作者: samu    時間: 2012-12-22 10:55 PM     標題: 假如不吸煙

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No

Man: Where's your *粗口*ing Ferrari then!?
作者: leoson118    時間: 2012-12-27 03:05 AM

this is very correct. stupid lady... haha
作者: xiaoyu920    時間: 2012-12-27 03:07 PM

看过了~~哈哈哈哈哈~~
作者: =kelvin=    時間: 2012-12-27 03:31 PM

haha.. good one fight bacl...
作者: McMilky    時間: 2012-12-27 03:40 PM

女人除了不抽烟 她还有很多东西要买
作者: jack1n9    時間: 2012-12-27 07:29 PM

Tis is rather true about women, heee, no offense to the ladies.
作者: JathnielTong    時間: 2012-12-27 08:15 PM

最經典的是最後一句。哈哈~one bag equal to how many pack of cigarettes?




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