標題: Blind Man [打印本頁] 作者: tg20 時間: 2007-11-23 12:28 PM 標題: Blind Man
A blind man wanders into an all-girls' biker bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blond joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,husky voice,
the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a very burly blonde girl.
3. I myself am a 6-foot-tall, 175-lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting on the other side of me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Stud. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
