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作者: maes    時間: 2007-11-22 03:19 PM     標題: 在大学冲凉房里手淫...

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Re:Masturbation in Showers


We have found several blackages in showers in university owned
accommodation,most commonly caused by human hair.

However,over last term we found many of these blackages to be caused
by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen.

This is intolerable,and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of
DNA matching if the problem persists.

May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort
of theor own rooms,rather than in the showers.

Thank you for taking time to read this document.



P Robinson,
Director,
Estates and Buildings




内容大略是酱...


大学生冲凉时在冲凉房里手淫导致精子过多把水管诸塞...

这通告劝学生如果想手淫的话请在自己的房间手淫...

还警告说如果再犯的话...就把精子拿去做DNA化验...



这也可以当作笑啦...
作者: LloOLlzZzZ    時間: 2007-11-22 03:21 PM

wuakaka
really so funny...
thx for sharing
作者: l77o5twa17t3d    時間: 2007-11-22 03:23 PM

thx 4 sharing
作者: 爱情-天使    時間: 2007-11-22 03:42 PM

so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
作者: shenngau    時間: 2007-11-22 03:46 PM

haha..anythin oso can be happen..
作者: qmjazz    時間: 2007-11-22 03:49 PM

浴室里的墙上有美女吗?
作者: hyren_paul    時間: 2007-11-22 04:05 PM

...无语了
作者: kfcu    時間: 2007-11-23 12:42 AM

感谢你的分享
作者: 鬼鬼    時間: 2007-11-23 03:03 AM     標題: 精子過多把水管諸塞???????

唔係呀嘛
作者: sky8761    時間: 2007-11-24 05:21 AM

thanks
作者: super.dog    時間: 2007-12-8 08:05 PM

个间系咪精虫大学吖?每个男仔身上生满精虫?




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