標題: The Meaning of Marriage Vows [打印本頁] 作者: kimmi8k 時間: 2012-1-13 05:32 AM 標題: The Meaning of Marriage Vows
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems
Whatever Marriage is or meant, those with a wedding ring on their ring finger knows it best. They are the living witness of the wedding vows haha!作者: zzleezz 時間: 2012-1-13 09:17 AM
婚姻....的確很可怕啊~