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標題: Chinese Jokes [打印本頁]

作者: kimmi8k    時間: 2012-1-5 01:12 PM     標題: Chinese Jokes

Chinese kid: "Hey dad, bad news - I got Hepatitis B."
Chinese parent: "Why only Hepatitis B???  Why not Hepatitis A-plus????"


"Facebook? Why don't you face book and study?"

You got a B? B stands for Beating!
You got a B+? Plus? Plus means More Beating!

A Chinese kid got B in English, his Dad told him, you are Asian, not Bsian or Csian; Asian, do you understand, starts with an A, only A is acceptable.
作者: zzleezz    時間: 2012-1-5 01:55 PM

有點無厘頭...




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