標題: Chinese Jokes [打印本頁] 作者: kimmi8k 時間: 2012-1-5 01:12 PM 標題: Chinese Jokes
Chinese kid: "Hey dad, bad news - I got Hepatitis B."
Chinese parent: "Why only Hepatitis B??? Why not Hepatitis A-plus????"
"Facebook? Why don't you face book and study?"
You got a B? B stands for Beating!
You got a B+? Plus? Plus means More Beating!
A Chinese kid got B in English, his Dad told him, you are Asian, not Bsian or Csian; Asian, do you understand, starts with an A, only A is acceptable.作者: zzleezz 時間: 2012-1-5 01:55 PM