標題: Who's In Charge [打印本頁] 作者: kimmi8k 時間: 2012-1-5 12:55 PM 標題: Who's In Charge
The organs of the body always argued about who was the most important. Finally they agreed to have a meeting to try to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn
: speaking up:
Brain: I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood: I should be in charge because I circulate for the brain.
Stomach: I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs: I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes: I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going,
Asshole: I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed and made the asshole very mad.
To prove, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ached terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
The moral of the story: No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it is always the asshole that is in charge.作者: zzleezz 時間: 2012-1-5 01:53 PM
這是千真萬確的事實啊~