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作者: norman.ho 時間: 2011-11-15 05:47 PM 標題: Funny parrot

Can you believe it ...
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作者: sweethoneysam 時間: 2011-11-15 09:55 PM

unbelieve parrot hahaha funny make me laugh

作者: kimmi8k 時間: 2011-11-16 10:59 PM

本帖最後由 kimmi8k 於 2011-11-16 09:04 AM 編輯

Anyone who can sweet talk, has a better winning ground at most circumstances, and are usually more popular and more successful. Cause they have build a very good relationship with the social network, thus provided more opportunities for themselves to make it to the peak of the rat race.0 [: V* H6 X! O: {1 E8 E

So smile often, say u hellos, gd day, gd morning, kiss gd nite n hug often...and above all share generously at 笑笑小電影. What u share will come back multiplied...in both quantity n quality...

作者: norman.ho 時間: 2011-11-17 10:20 AM

Here is a story of 2 sweet talking parrots .... or was it 2 pairs?

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A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."# |/ O# V3 |4 ]! Q

What do they say?" the priest inquires curiously.
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The woman blushes as she explains that the two female birds repeat the same phrase over and over: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( o$ k0 r$ q* M% }/ J+ N

That's obscene!" the priest exclaims. After a few moments of deliberation, however, he offers a solution. "You know," he says, "I have two male parrots, very devout birds, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your female parrots to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship and speak in a more appropriate manner.". B3 q" T; w% N! N" o, |6 ?% {) H5 w

"Thank you," the woman responds, "this may very well be the solution."5.39.217.77:88989 x# v9 o% u. x/ x4 D
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The next day, she brings her two female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushers her in, she sees his two male parrots inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walks over and places her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female birds cry out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"8 U1 ?0 ~6 ]! C  u
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There is a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

作者: kimmi8k 時間: 2011-11-18 01:35 PM

Here is a story of 2 sweet talking parrots .... or was it 2 pairs?
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A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only kno ...
norman.ho 發表於 2011-11-16 08:20 PM

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keep nagging n knocking at the door constantly, n persistently5.39.217.77:88983 m1 }/ k- p8 D% ]: t' ]% g+ t+ k
even god can't turned u away, cos it is too annoying d..hahaha

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birdie with strong will,  beat the odds...with naughty prayer answered..$ _* m% o4 `$ d; I" d! [  b

norman u say a naughty prayer too, at bed time????

作者: potatodog 時間: 2012-6-14 11:50 PM

funny

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