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標題: Killing flies打蒼蠅(轉貼) [打印本頁]

作者: wildcat    時間: 2011-3-30 02:22 PM     標題: Killing flies打蒼蠅(轉貼)

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
with a fly swatter.
一名婦女走進廚房,看到丈夫拿著蒼蠅拍走來走去。

"What are you doing?" She asked.
做妻子的問:「你在做什麼?」

"Hunting Flies." He responded.
丈夫回答:「打蒼蠅。」

"Oh! Are you killing any?" She asked.
妻子問:「哦,有戰果嗎?」

"Yep,3 males,2 females, "he replied.
丈夫回答:「有啊,打了三隻公的、兩隻母的。」

Intrigued, she asked....."How can you tell them apart?"
妻子好奇的問:「你怎麼知道是公的母的?」

He responded," 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
丈夫回答:「三隻是在啤酒罐上打到的,另外兩隻在電話上。」

作者: wongau    時間: 2011-3-30 06:49 PM

it is funny
作者: zzleezz    時間: 2011-3-31 12:06 AM

在諷刺嗎?




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