Jordan: I wouldn’t have called Bird, Magic 乔丹：我从来不会联手大鸟和魔术师。
Michael Jordan, apparently suffering from a severe case of personal attention deficit, becomes the latest to pile on LeBron James and the Miami Heat. 很明显，迈克尔-乔丹正在从他个人严重的注意力缺陷中慢慢缓过神来，成为近期向勒布朗-詹姆斯和迈阿密热火队施压的人。
The six-time NBA champion, while qualifying it by saying “things are different.” said that he never would have called Larry Bird and Magic Johnson and asked them to join him. 六次NBA总冠军得主(迈克尔-乔丹)尽管表示着“这事已经不能同日而语了”，但却坚定地说在他职业生涯里从来没有叫过拉里-伯德和魔术师约翰逊，并请他们加入他的球队。
Forget that it was impossible, given the Bulls’ salary structure, or even required, given the stars the Bulls surrounded Jordan with — Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman, Horace Grant, Toni Kukoc — why is it necessary for the man who now runs the Charlotte Bobcats to incite the wrath of a division rival in Miami that it will play four times next season, and 24 times in the next six years? 且不讨论在公牛的薪水条件下那是不可能的，就算把乔丹身边的那些明星（斯科蒂-皮蓬，丹尼斯-罗德曼，霍雷斯-格兰特和托尼·库科奇）一起交易掉也不可能。那么为什么现在夏洛特山猫队的老板要激起迈阿密队中分裂的怒火，而他们下赛季却仅仅会对手4次，也就是说接下来的6年里也只有24次呢？
I don’t remember Jordan digging at Gary Payton or Karl Malone joining the Lakers, or Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen being added to Paul Pierce in Boston. Apparently, that was OK with His Airness. 我不记得乔丹当时不满佩顿跟马龙加盟湖人，或者不满加内特雷阿伦加盟凯尔特人的话语。大概那些在他空中传奇的背景下是他所能接受的。
Also, Jordan also apparently has elevated Chris Bosh to Bird status. Go figure. 还有，如今乔丹明显是把波什放到了跟伯德一样的水准上，噢，得了吧。
Pity Larry Brown, Steven Jackson & Co. Because Jordan isn’t going to lace them up again to face James, Dwyane Wade and Bosh. 可怜的的拉里-布朗，史蒂夫-杰克逊和Co（这是谁？）。只因为乔丹不再把他们聚集在一起去面对詹姆斯，韦德和波什。
James was criticized because he couldn’t win in Cleveland. So he goes to Miami to try to win with his buddies, and he gets criticized for doing that. The manner of his departure was not very nice to Cavaliers fans, true. Why it bothers anyone else, I can’t imagine.Would Lakers fans be this upset if Pierce left the Celtics, instead of re-signing for less money? I think not. 詹姆斯因为不能帮助克利夫兰夺冠遭人批判。所以他选择去了迈阿密和他的伙伴们一起拿下总冠军，但也因为这样，他又被批判了。也许它的选择对于克利夫兰的粉丝来说的确不是很友好，但我实在无法想象，为什么他个人选择去留却像是冒犯了所有人？既然这样，那我们就这么来打个比方好了，如果皮尔斯不想以低薪重新签约凯尔特人，反之却离开了队伍，那么湖人的球迷会因此而沮丧么？
