一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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/ V1 m* |9 e" p! p5 a6 i% Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 d( F; J$ K: q# u" \/ Y1 f6 k2 K
- o6 o- |& R/ g4 @( \- A, k「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：4 s0 X2 S2 _( U0 _" d) x) h; {& t
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.% A6 }( L- x6 R
$ u4 j% i( n) aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 o7 ~; E+ t% q& ]
5 l' Y- ]. p" v2 L2 {% \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."; ^+ `+ Z2 t& c: b7 x9 K9 K( ]
/ ]! f* B0 @0 B0 X"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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