一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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# _) J. \. k: t% n- E3 e BTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」* B( m& N4 r B
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; h5 }7 z, X/ @, W
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：2 {9 z& ^* O) @( w: |% g# f+ D
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇; O8 C Y2 U. p# p& N
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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4 p% {4 g; a) |* p1 t2 J$ O"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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