一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; v* j# n1 s8 {* T( i2 M$ V6 I9 R: Z
9 t7 A. N* W S. o& x. k5.39.217.77:8898一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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8 ?, i: _" v& x5 H H: g「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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: j, _) u/ b/ E! a+ Z「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇9 N1 h% {$ l' F! d N# t. V/ Y
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：! w& \" H5 @" c k
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* W3 I/ ?9 y4 ^' d3 G
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇$ D) O; X" q/ C0 s# r1 D: v
1 }% o' Y6 i. d, R' s, m6 ^: ^"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 q& j4 E* ]2 n2 l- p) S
& K3 e- z8 P. u5 z. e, D+ [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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