一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。/ I9 R3 Y2 v7 H" ?! B# q- v
J! x- g1 K% ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」# ~4 G1 q1 e/ ]% u+ Y
& T# C- M! J. m' v. [) p4 Y1 l% \「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ _- s: W; S6 t' X& R
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」4 ]/ B8 M! J! C& U5 ]* r# `
" O* V/ i G% v! M) p# rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
7 u8 F* v( N( ]2 ]: K5.39.217.77:8898An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.77:88982 b- T1 j' Z. u. u
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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5 f& w' @6 k6 N P公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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0 f9 T) y9 D( |, C# s( s5.39.217.77:8898"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇! q: P! V6 I6 l0 M2 r; K
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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