一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。5.39.217.77:8898& O. A; Z( n; O2 T. _. W9 m
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」9 d* i% h/ Q/ ^4 p7 @
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇5 y4 J! @. S9 x: W' D
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' t5 `2 d! |/ \9 o; ^2 x) N
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.; j9 B8 o7 U0 U# D7 r/ ]9 b6 ?
- @' M$ u t; z8 oA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇! p6 `4 T/ ^ V8 ~+ D1 F) J* o
) i+ B l, I# s7 I7 | e4 |9 u( V0 |5.39.217.77:8898"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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