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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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; W) i7 ~/ ?2 S2 C+ ~. C5.39.217.77:8898一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」公仔箱論壇6 ^8 ^; z  \: w

- l+ ?: _  Q$ @「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 K$ {4 M  W( s% Y+ t1 W# a& L

7 H2 [7 ?$ f. q8 A) o8 G- R3 ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇8 h) |% B$ B* O! @- W
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. D, M! }( [/ X* D4 @2 Q2 N" E# m

3 T4 n/ ?7 ]* R) ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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4 g% g  V# L# c5.39.217.77:8898"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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' J  j2 \& S" t& ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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