一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」! P! `) @- b4 ?
3 t6 P0 F/ R; _$ }: Q3 Z公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 |9 m% L! T& G
6 c" \9 ^/ M" }. C% c0 x1 Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」- j' s8 @* ]# _7 n7 T
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：- Q. j& y9 t7 h
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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) d& G4 K) O" t8 h* u+ H# t5.39.217.77:8898A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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4 C4 O" \& x; Q3 j& I$ @"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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# p: ]5 T1 c. {) Y5.39.217.77:8898"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.77:88987 J9 X& K: z6 Q+ l6 S
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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