一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。! t' z0 z, c& `9 H
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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6 T/ e2 ^* g" ]& {) }' g# Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" Q1 }1 Y1 \5 L6 `, D4 z/ W
6 B& [" e# f- t* q1 i) \: B' t4 A2 ?公仔箱論壇「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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2 F$ I8 Q5 `8 O0 a; D公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：3 u0 D; R: M, c5 A( j/ n f2 p
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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- B' w% c& J1 v& ^" f公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77:8898 T: n r$ ] e. y: V
! }: {& J: H9 D1 L5 i! ^9 L" u"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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6 B6 _; Y! z0 u"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.77:8898$ A. p7 ]: i8 K2 u9 w3 L* I
& a: I2 R/ G$ r* z; R/ h7 R公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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