一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb p8 H z% t% R. E
$ f( @" X; E) D% v, t# vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」5.39.217.77:88987 u I- S5 i2 }- F
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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8 C2 @% Y; V4 `' f! o- a. U「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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; H6 m$ {; { jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇' j& N- [/ K! W9 H
, Q {& z: c2 O- q" \+ RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: ]" R& f0 G% o( e
( U7 j# T0 e0 l"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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) g9 R4 I6 M3 b; V3 d0 {"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest./ A, R, Q8 p0 s1 X2 ?1 {9 z
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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