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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」& E1 I) u0 P5 [5 b

$ Z' \: N/ A9 t* U$ O9 @TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.77:8898/ Z9 T; }1 K( ?) L

7 y: U8 ?( J* K* y  y' P& ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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  x2 Q; m$ z$ s* D7 R/ M" p% H8 Z( x婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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  N7 t) q0 o4 T5 utvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77:88984 U7 z' b  @+ P  L% o+ U+ B

* E) u* q; `2 d; L: \3 ~5.39.217.77:8898"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.77:88980 w& q0 O. p! y* x" |

$ |- @! M8 B5 Z$ T. R- ~: C1 LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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