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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇: N- e, O, f( p3 D

' \* h8 j$ l* ^5 S, i6 {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! i1 m0 [7 y; v+ Y, v

  c7 ~1 j0 j$ K# @4 y% Q「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, i# h2 Q( Z6 B0 e
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」: `' u& v7 [$ A& T3 C" n

/ y5 A1 I4 [, c" `' {) |% C5 Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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3 v  p! F$ o/ V2 P6 |( m1 [5 m5 k: N"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
) g  @( O) E- t% PTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
; m2 N, r) w! _0 q3 YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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