一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」( I; w+ P0 z5 l% t5 W! D6 B
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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5 P4 r. N1 v U" S7 ?1 E7 w2 ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ f5 j8 ~6 j! T% R* S
8 f. \( a; I: c% S6 M w GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
8 r# T# [/ ?2 ?! m2 y' OAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇: X- j8 u% B9 V
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1 Y. x( i/ @/ z. e& ]"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."5.39.217.77:8898, |0 t' ]% O+ m1 b l
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.77:8898! x9 W' U# _ X+ k, f( \# a
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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