一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ n5 b- o/ u4 G4 k! ^/ [/ ]
4 w8 N* r! B* h7 Y: o公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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+ W4 Q: t* g' `" Q6 ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」/ p, R3 _- u; u$ X8 ~
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' ?% K% z# y+ l) s
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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) ^8 m* y% ?+ x& y/ Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77:8898; K* `# g( n/ p2 p/ `) M' T
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."4 E4 j9 ?! J8 {/ D. X+ }' R
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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; G/ ^4 }$ y4 U1 K8 P公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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