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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ d5 m3 v2 r# g0 g

3 u4 J9 R# O6 l: g5 U: I/ o% G5.39.217.77:8898一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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2 H: s8 q3 O: G. {5 t8 D「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77:8898, w* Q3 Z  E4 C( O5 h5 _

6 b' f; q( r, Z婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:
" }0 u* {; ]: G" _An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 X* H. x8 C; _# A9 k
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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$ L9 x* {. U" p2 {' G! r, u5.39.217.77:8898"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇/ O% |. l* ?8 q1 K  p1 f

# W  \! V3 e( r" ~+ G- e) @) H9 x2 J"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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