一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# ?+ K; S/ @6 f( \0 m. A$ @
3 r! x5 ]% B8 ~4 n) k: c5.39.217.77:8898一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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' E5 p5 r3 p, H( a公仔箱論壇「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. R' o/ X6 t, a5 |
) Y) R n$ D, E, W4 e+ m {5.39.217.77:8898婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:公仔箱論壇$ X" ]' j& m1 f/ E
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇: t2 U% N0 z# @$ u5 p
0 [" T- I0 s1 y5 i: R5 ]) L- |公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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a/ ~+ @. ~. G% m/ g" N"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% f7 S2 n6 o" O, N- X$ A
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |