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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.$ i2 m8 L. N% H: ^' G1 p
性本善:Sex is good.
8 @$ N* E3 y9 P% F1 itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
. T# s' s  R5 A1 G0 K) q习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.' K  O, v- Q9 f, b% V' h, f
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
; Q6 x0 z2 Y5 R2 K性乃迁:Sex will leave you..公仔箱論壇7 |* {. k6 P# h5 n4 F  h! ^7 q- |9 N6 m
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/ J! b; Z" f% \6 I4 w  \4 Z* o! ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb教之道:The way of learning it
1 h1 f$ R' i0 k  i& I5.39.217.77:8898贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
4 J$ f$ j6 \6 mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
; v  f! Q7 H( E- `0 t7 LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 X4 m6 v4 t  \) x) E公仔箱論壇择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. T- E" p& ~8 V5 N% l6 |3 V6 w
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.公仔箱論壇& Z$ G' e0 W$ M- g
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous5.39.217.77:8898: P/ i' o  a( F% F- x" \
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine公仔箱論壇; g; A- [4 c! C$ U
教五子 All his five son took ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 ?# {2 i5 ]( k) C  j; S
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.5.39.217.77:8898! x) F3 R! h: z
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,) i- p9 k" L; A8 m
父之过 It is all your fault.
3 x1 N' r) Q2 x* e) V教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) F. l/ R, v5 c( K* J
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.公仔箱論壇9 i  W4 v5 z2 ?7 r) A9 I) x

4 v8 J% u) w+ ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。子不学 You may refuse to study this
6 E* }6 f  J! c7 g  |# R0 V/ C非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 u$ Q4 @8 h* e/ I公仔箱論壇幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 N& X- ]& s8 k! l8 G7 RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
4 A! @' Y) p6 P5 M# n! Q8 Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb
' n4 K  {" b$ e公仔箱論壇玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' V4 m) U6 w0 }0 D不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) `- p2 J* Y- H$ l) ?/ ~人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 U  p) V4 ~6 S# v: Q5.39.217.77:8898不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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