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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.公仔箱論壇' V4 u7 q7 {" L9 w3 r& {+ e8 L
性本善:Sex is good.
+ R# B" C9 k5 `' ^9 |+ s: C0 Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
- u: I) w3 u) |7 W6 S" F5.39.217.77:8898习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.8 L! d$ T+ h0 R) a4 T! p5 t0 T3 }
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.1 G; Y. g6 l$ \+ t
性乃迁:Sex will leave you... [/ p" b/ e& c4 j. O3 q

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5 H; P" [: o1 B1 Y+ ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb教之道:The way of learning it
- M5 d$ }7 I- \5 @$ |8 D贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.公仔箱論壇9 {& ?- x0 s/ {% ?% |" T
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs MengTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" W! L# Z" w0 R
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.公仔箱論壇- v# R$ b, B9 z# _, H

: v$ I) w* d) c子不学:If you don't study hard,公仔箱論壇3 ~/ @$ y: Q) f7 u) W8 u
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.公仔箱論壇! Z) T- j0 n$ ^+ u" s) j; `
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous公仔箱論壇& d7 ~& i: i1 `0 G2 h
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicinetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 O$ Z2 F4 _: [: l5 A1 K1 l
教五子 All his five son took it
. m6 }; @% d; _6 R" `6 }" h( T, r公仔箱論壇名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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2 _* i: J& M" w+ L1 {% |  vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 B! j% D+ |8 E公仔箱論壇父之过 It is all your fault.公仔箱論壇3 @0 _: k8 c6 N3 e4 \
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& ?, s  z: [* u% S) }, H! \5.39.217.77:8898师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.5.39.217.77:88989 E+ L' u, y5 x8 q% J
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子不学 You may refuse to study thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# Y* w- E, O" G* o' d" b+ f' O* r* h3 q
非所宜 but that is a real mistakeTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! n2 a% t- f3 u2 y0 B/ u
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,5.39.217.77:8898, Q) k2 D0 q, M  Z$ P/ `
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
0 ^1 `: b8 h" E7 }) [$ I$ l9 O- Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ q9 z8 d3 t7 i  B3 P0 P人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, w9 q0 f$ S4 ^  j9 E公仔箱論壇不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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