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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
5 z4 O2 b6 M% [# N$ a1 X' z5.39.217.77:8898性本善:Sex is good.
) K& c, |% B: t' I. D5.39.217.77:8898性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
, q- ]1 v8 o4 G2 f. m1 |# ?5.39.217.77:8898习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 |7 e9 H- E$ s; \: k+ ^9 H# K
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.5.39.217.77:8898) I4 G. I% ^. p& D: w  z& K7 I; v; o
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. r& ^/ s" R4 V) _! y, I
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' o, Z/ t* O3 y# \/ [* n公仔箱論壇教之道:The way of learning it
2 U2 _. P+ {8 C8 T* g7 M0 S7 s% |贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.8 f7 x! s+ P+ q7 r4 B$ b
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& g* _- b3 ^, c, k& c( rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.: z1 |8 B  U# d  L1 p8 F
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
" c' I# b5 C3 |$ E断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine5.39.217.77:88989 m7 I* U& i' Z
教五子 All his five son took itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* M5 x; y1 V5 C, _9 T
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 f* f: ~1 x3 v4 ?% F父之过 It is all your fault.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- Q0 K( o" q  K, Q6 u
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! a. k/ F  Z  _5 D4 r; h# {公仔箱論壇师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.5.39.217.77:88982 J2 _  M( |$ G

1 j( X* x4 Z; U) ]5.39.217.77:8898子不学 You may refuse to study this7 {) t1 i: _6 G' O1 ]
非所宜 but that is a real mistake3 J: a6 _. q% U, m
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 f1 g% ^* [9 T* I6 ]7 |7 [* O2 z老何为 you will lose your ability when aged3 O# R6 {8 ?) S" \9 P+ p

3 i- P3 L) L  Y5 Vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,* p# p) J  v7 Q8 G* N: ~0 I5 C) _, F
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.5.39.217.77:8898+ q& {5 G9 W8 D2 {% i- U
人不学 If you don't learn sex,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) q' N" t% i! o2 ~2 D, ]! b
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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