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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
% ]9 e' N( z% a6 W- o) Q( b公仔箱論壇性本善:Sex is good.
8 S, ~! s' s. @: L% s6 Q; ~3 I) _' P: |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
' p5 L+ {  t4 [" u5.39.217.77:8898习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.# L$ N# }" K$ y3 E, u
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.5.39.217.77:88984 H( w7 t* F& X) C& o% U
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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. w. M- y# _: I% z. z7 k4 P' vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。教之道:The way of learning it$ k) i1 o' h8 l0 m# a+ [! z
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 Z# Q- v; x9 m& q) O1 ?) y5.39.217.77:8898昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng公仔箱論壇% k) y" S0 Z* p
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ W- B) s6 ^1 d公仔箱論壇子不学:If you don't study hard,
- Y4 H5 A4 Y' o) h, G断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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9 t7 p& j( p5 j5 @窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' ^. R1 N4 n- @0 I* R' S& E; A3 g有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine# t2 M& _( ]# y: ^/ R9 l- t
教五子 All his five son took it
  G2 E$ R! W. s% r# @公仔箱論壇名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ x* i+ T6 j6 P4 [父之过 It is all your fault.
' p$ w8 }: {5 k1 ~6 ?% l: k5.39.217.77:8898教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,4 m: k. k1 |5 H
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ C+ Q( |3 W9 d' P' c! X2 h- ], E

+ u- Z3 U, W* W  v9 b1 W公仔箱論壇子不学 You may refuse to study this
( ^% L1 O9 e4 R8 v3 _9 y4 S非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* z/ }+ h( o8 S9 L, u, etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
. }4 f# G" Y" i6 pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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( z8 F3 `( z5 y7 Y! T# g- G5.39.217.77:8898玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ Z/ ~; U* I. V( ~, I. x4 }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ O% h( o# T5 \4 V- W8 h$ A0 _, GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。人不学 If you don't learn sex,
$ G* U  g. U  r0 K公仔箱論壇不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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