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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
  o1 s9 R. p- j6 d) k5.39.217.77:8898> (1) Fine: This
) l# a. w5 ~3 \2 x& \8 E> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
$ j0 B0 K$ Q- q$ }公仔箱論壇> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) x7 @' E1 a) ~3 V8 n% b9 r8 H! q
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7 f: u! `7 |0 F5 D& z& ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five公仔箱論壇) [9 X0 c; B: a/ A: z
> Minutes: If' O+ I+ z$ e; t; n- X: ^$ \
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# `( M/ X3 E, ^  N; c8 V3 a* R
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
1 {( i( X- A  Z% n% R9 Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
$ y- Y' o, ~2 K2 F3 Q! otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> the house.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 U5 s$ v' D* P! J# p/ ^9 P
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> (3) Nothing: This5.39.217.77:88984 k* P  M$ @0 R1 [& L; F
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you6 q& o0 p5 L5 ^. H! \2 T
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing$ a9 H! V" ]3 O8 |
> usually end in fine.
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> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇- x( v5 q" s+ Z/ W# |
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud
/ a" ]5 _0 b- e/ P9 ^8 d4 ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This
; ^. u. o2 W4 F/ z) i" V& G4 @) b> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
. V" d% l  k. W- E2 e% @- ]* u> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
  W7 `) T( }- k$ ?8 ]5.39.217.77:8898> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 j/ G6 J# z5 G9 B9 o
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
- m- e7 ?, |9 ~' J* A( }8 {" bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of$ ]) w6 G1 F% ^* J
> nothing.)tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 u* C+ @0 m- B$ d; D
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5 n! e6 c, ]: T5.39.217.77:8898> (6) That's; P, k( n  @+ o% A7 w2 j5 ]
> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! c9 `* d5 [! B+ K- ~' \
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% _9 V/ ?. l8 u, ], t' ?# ^
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and0 r& q! v1 c1 B& U# Z6 }: E
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
9 ?/ x- ?1 C0 y6 tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> mistake.
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" W" q: t/ F. k% t> (7) Thanks: A
# w4 f* @! k6 a) u> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
7 F  T* {5 |8 f  B. _& p: l5.39.217.77:8898> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" K1 u  R3 V/ I, b2 I) f4 W
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
- s/ r* A6 ^, I# |" v> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
+ a' j" ?3 W! d0 w7 i  S- ?3 M: m> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
9 P$ ^' |; x( j- t$ @" e$ C9 MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( ]( }! @, q, b4 f. ?3 B; t

0 d9 w+ z+ ^  Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't
( @7 n7 M5 q2 Q: U  [  ]> worry about it, I got it: Another
" _$ t5 E- i, M8 L6 ?; d) G5.39.217.77:8898> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
# [( h+ B( H' M4 ?# s> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.77:8898) B+ ?% f5 C3 Y
> herself. This will later result in a man5.39.217.77:8898/ ~$ I1 z0 V% x1 J+ B- Z: _
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" Q8 s+ T8 H- x  T3 H" ^, J1 \
> response refer to # 3.
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