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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇% ~% l( P' T) I* w- ^
> and you need to shut up.
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7 Y3 Z% c: Z4 v6 r> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five: z% w% K/ b( y& Q* _1 z  h
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given5.39.217.77:88984 i4 C; j- P( M+ b$ ]1 M
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around4 m( F- P3 H8 {9 `4 O7 G: T
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> (3) Nothing: This5.39.217.77:8898" F5 o  ^2 r7 z' }+ S1 Y/ U
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you% l( I  D$ s/ u! e0 v  _7 s
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! t5 u$ o/ }+ }# U' e4 m" R
> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇! T8 M6 R* S7 N" Y2 Z7 ?/ I
>
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 S; `; w8 F9 Z
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇) o- q/ D# h0 ~0 E
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing+ l2 z! M4 |7 n: t& N
> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 f( r( e& T+ x
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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5 F2 Q7 q' o5 z> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
( l5 V& _1 ?' H% C> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
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> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇3 `8 \% O1 n9 N- V1 e  z! M' j6 k# \
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
3 ]. h) U( s, L0 j5 y5.39.217.77:8898> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This. X# r% ?( _/ B0 R
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.77:8898. I0 x9 z  F7 q7 R) [* L
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT- H7 U2 a; j3 f* C
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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>
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇: J1 o, ]  |9 h8 Q6 S5 B
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> (9) Don't
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4 [& `- R* u# S& g& s: J$ n$ W8 }! \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
/ H" G4 I, J6 k) W* |0 Q5.39.217.77:8898> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' f1 m+ P) w5 e$ s6 j
> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& K( n  E$ g+ {, f7 }6 }2 H7 ~% U
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
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