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( O$ B$ Y+ J% @公仔箱論壇> WORDS WOMEN USE公仔箱論壇# y0 G) }! T( c) Y0 Y/ m, `
> (1) Fine: This
5 i/ M0 r0 V2 k# j/ }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are righttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 ]; v& G+ [+ A6 j% U
> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# f2 p% |" {' M+ ^
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> (2) Five公仔箱論壇7 W' k0 R& h  S( O, s9 U
> Minutes: If
& E% W$ [; t9 `' Q: |公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
' d+ l" X5 U* g> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# l1 Q9 ]. l; p( \; @6 T! Q. n0 i
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
6 Y2 W0 r( N) G0 O公仔箱論壇> the house.
' w! q( m$ f' }, Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> ' S$ a; a3 S4 ]6 g: y
> (3) Nothing: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ f  |* f* j& R$ x! m9 R) Z+ ]- v
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you$ d* A6 P. P& W' h8 F
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing公仔箱論壇9 m- t& h. }+ y' A1 S7 z+ ~
> usually end in fine./ V7 g8 h' u+ ~/ T$ R- u
>
6 E0 v  y& ^, H% s4 h/ O; P2 U> (4) Go公仔箱論壇- A3 E3 U$ W( {( ^" T7 G
> Ahead: This
6 A; J, L0 X8 n  W! c( Y* M& N> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do5.39.217.77:8898* l6 Z, ^" z2 c5 Y& Y  j
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! |) o1 O3 x+ k' t% m公仔箱論壇> (5) LoudTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ V; S8 n" h( {
> Sigh: This
" X2 F# m7 f8 i% [# G' N, Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often, b% ]- s) Q! ?( F: M
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you aretvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 Z  s+ K: m. x! p& ~6 g
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
/ l/ T0 U6 \" _3 @> here and arguing with you about nothing.
+ B* d# H0 s( lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
- T% Z# Q0 r& W' t, }公仔箱論壇> nothing.)3 \8 y9 A, e" T1 Y# z2 `* z
>
0 g( F0 c( m* w, y8 z* M公仔箱論壇> (6) That's公仔箱論壇! |( V, b2 w7 N% W/ c
> Okay: This
3 E1 V& c( s, i- `* n9 A5 `1 a( ?> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
1 E0 Z/ Y5 G5 t2 y0 E0 E5.39.217.77:8898> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( J8 ^; j; w9 L# Q- t) r+ R
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
" n  C- _: |5 ~0 a$ E) E' O> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A
/ u9 {# a  P( `  T* T- `> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
0 k& ~+ m' R+ S- z- c" n# C' @! z> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This公仔箱論壇1 p% {5 F3 Z* e$ x* {' X( N
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇& F6 r- f7 i5 V/ O2 s+ t2 S
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
% _4 {" E$ i' o3 o8 h3 pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
% f0 ]: i' s3 k) W0 |; v, `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇9 r& N. A7 W! V* q% s: A
>
/ d6 [; r9 g/ W% E3 c' V9 n> (8) Whatever: Is a, ~7 [& N" ?- E" c
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
' V5 G0 p& X9 @6 g# C3 R# BTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
/ l  X, }4 U) e7 p" E+ R* l7 y( p> (9) Don't" F; F6 Q% t% _/ I
> worry about it, I got it: Another
, a7 H6 j9 i- l# xTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
9 Y7 O1 V& B$ G7 A0 T" w/ ]> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it: c$ ]1 V; M6 z& @8 s
> herself. This will later result in a man
6 H, [' {* ]' A1 k5.39.217.77:8898> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's4 }0 a9 H% u) c9 X
> response refer to # 3.
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