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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> (1) Fine: This
) c5 m8 }9 Q9 w! |( H, m> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
6 z- U9 M0 k# ]- ]+ E0 F; Q9 I> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇7 k) |" Q% o6 i
>
: K5 j0 X/ v6 e& o$ j5 e2 M公仔箱論壇> (2) Five( K) m* U7 p! j8 X- |# _
> Minutes: If
5 p; ?: m" S# _" p. ]* {5.39.217.77:8898> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
/ o. Q& F0 c) }& V; o% Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇9 h7 Y0 W: Z$ V0 I
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
7 e6 X$ Y; k- T: Z# j> the house.
; j8 w/ R' V( Q- Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 q7 g3 W) T  Y% Z, V/ u
> (3) Nothing: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 w7 q% H' h% Z9 P. x# @( B$ }
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you5.39.217.77:8898  U0 o% f+ h7 [2 D
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing; R. c0 h; X/ ?& k2 h
> usually end in fine.5.39.217.77:88981 G# F5 x( X5 M( j! V8 T. Y% m
>
: x" \' M$ K2 ^8 C( y; _0 [& H9 Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (4) Go
, J' A0 g1 Z, H5 e+ Q$ f9 [5 a> Ahead: This
, ^! e0 x9 z$ I& V  c- Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( M; p6 x3 e4 t' F
> It!
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> (5) Loud5 r  i4 j! K+ |. Q0 i: ~& n
> Sigh: This2 S/ h- e3 g$ t4 Z6 ?+ O! I
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
* `( e& [; F+ {; Q5.39.217.77:8898> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
9 X# k1 ], o' S" d  Y$ h; @' QTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇  w1 U  ], m* D- h6 E
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
3 I4 ~1 ~& a$ V& W5 j( Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
3 T5 ^* |; e( g公仔箱論壇> nothing.)TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* [" k  B4 l" C4 l6 Q5 z) `5 e( O
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7 R" n# }1 m* M, Q6 \5.39.217.77:8898> (6) That's$ H1 D- A2 S9 K6 O% ?$ @: `4 t# e; H
> Okay: This
9 \( q0 J3 d6 Q# h' m0 N! R! c* }0 O5.39.217.77:8898> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.77:8898& d9 ^$ s! N, m% G0 T
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
6 n, A3 Q+ y" H/ FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your& ~3 C9 H9 m1 \/ Q' O
> mistake. 公仔箱論壇4 d( ]4 K: L! h% t' P

1 x# f! g- ?4 i8 D. r; X5.39.217.77:8898> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, J; b6 E1 b* q- _* Q
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5 T. G# m9 X( Q: Y: O" q! M3 I
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This. U# F$ Y( y0 T
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 C7 m: {# |0 T7 ?7 i7 z' a
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
4 x( b! Q' _( c8 J+ o; Z9 z公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a5.39.217.77:88989 @% `+ u/ b. f( H
> 'whatever').1 J3 Z1 x! M, `0 f) w$ U( t5 I
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> (8) Whatever: Is a/ h' Z% ~8 W, P8 Q6 ^
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! & x4 W- Q. S  _* h3 |

" D: T7 T2 C( i) v6 qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (9) Don't3 F' T& H4 W9 s
> worry about it, I got it: Another2 q/ h. p$ Y3 j8 Q3 \/ w
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
7 [) C2 d5 m8 |# W5.39.217.77:8898> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' |( [9 T) j4 U! C! g! i3 Y
> herself. This will later result in a man
7 m, }9 ^& [3 t9 ]5 a- DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
+ M+ n3 R+ T% L, O& a0 p公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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