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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE6 b( f! F' S0 g1 J$ e( D
> (1) Fine: This
0 F8 j5 {) j& x0 C% c, Y$ Z公仔箱論壇> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
. P0 U# i9 L2 Z- w$ [" o公仔箱論壇> and you need to shut up.% a$ c& j5 f9 O4 ]
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> (2) Five公仔箱論壇! [) g0 h- W6 F% s9 f/ X- v
> Minutes: If
0 E4 s/ i( P6 G4 y) }" \( itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
2 b8 z! y+ c1 Q. w公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been giventvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, d# C4 r5 J) j. R# q  n! S
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
; X4 N5 o9 ]- F公仔箱論壇> the house.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ z; F. s1 e  P& g
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+ k; z6 V8 A; }3 l公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This
4 v  o2 V+ ^6 e  fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
1 b0 C/ I! G( K4 _, Q# H> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing" p( D+ H: H$ J7 u9 M7 Q
> usually end in fine.$ X8 ~4 O( H* m$ l6 R6 B" G
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> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud5.39.217.77:88983 Y: g3 W- h' S- s* U2 T0 _
> Sigh: This
. y, g4 _( ^7 @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often2 S! w6 w6 T& `  N5 [) P
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
$ K2 W, X3 C8 T- o. z2 }, i3 h公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing/ d0 R7 H4 J+ s& o
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
. A% b& r) R! s' @. mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
3 P# ^( T! h, n: T, C0 x# l' D5.39.217.77:8898> nothing.)
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3 e7 G" ^7 m9 ]# W2 X' s9 V5 `$ T7 ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (6) That's公仔箱論壇& D4 G* L( O0 I9 n4 @4 K2 y  j
> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  \' U* Z( i2 p# b" [. E
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
3 Y& K; l* m: v$ v" vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
8 K/ B1 I) c' i; z( _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
4 @9 K- M/ T' X: s5 j+ ]> mistake.
2 A3 q  f4 {2 m8 hTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 u* [$ G( v7 ]6 v7 F2 U
> (7) Thanks: A
& O0 Q$ l8 ^2 U! ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
- X+ p5 O7 @# S1 c, e! H1 s& q> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This0 E" S* A- a0 p: [# x- F
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
" ?( r# m, g( a) l> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇9 j5 O" c+ `7 c
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" b: I2 L5 v+ N( H
> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
3 I5 l; j/ b$ g$ \, @- t" x7 I; {! x公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: p5 F) R4 ^' G+ d/ E' ]
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> (9) Don't/ }- D0 {) L6 [
> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ i4 M" R; S4 ^: ]" D
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman公仔箱論壇/ [  r' D" G6 W6 m$ M! d8 W
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇6 R& S3 A8 M0 b0 J
> herself. This will later result in a man
$ a8 }  [+ D, I* s3 O% I; y> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
3 t- \: p' x, ^5 y+ L5 Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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