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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
3 c  |8 V+ Z4 k) t3 J5 htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. ]8 E$ i7 R' U3 P2 P
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
; `4 S6 [  d$ v5 A- o+ \" J公仔箱論壇> and you need to shut up.+ Z7 H; m5 j* x0 d7 L9 F) e' P7 g
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> (2) Five公仔箱論壇9 i* x+ x4 Z8 g1 O- c2 T" P
> Minutes: If公仔箱論壇3 _' c5 e7 X5 ?& J! H
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 d# U7 q8 r4 R" `& u% t  ?. i2 N% e
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
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> (3) Nothing: This
, {  K) z% T- l0 t+ g2 ^% K3 o  A1 F6 h> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
. X+ n4 b2 k" V, o+ k- W. a5.39.217.77:8898> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Gotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& O) E  b- f2 ?  |+ A
> Ahead: This
$ L( Q4 A5 q6 j公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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4 d& L' b$ C& P+ u> (5) Loud5.39.217.77:8898  j) X% Q9 t; Z
> Sigh: This
, q  B4 g+ K( E, b" S2 C5.39.217.77:8898> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
% G- s) o0 J/ [公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
/ `: K7 X+ F3 w: c) tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
6 g) c" Z% _1 t/ h& ]6 w公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.
, ^. }7 i: Q% R; G( d5.39.217.77:8898> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
" p8 V# \& E8 o, kTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> nothing.)公仔箱論壇/ `3 [. R1 k2 t; S
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8 @, n& {- d3 g" ?6 l; |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (6) That's' w! o6 S- U* @) H- ~
> Okay: This
- G( F. ?/ [- a* S% C4 v: }) I> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
1 w3 A! q5 W( e> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and4 m. ^  d, x' y' \/ i
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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4 M: F1 h1 Q" D7 ~0 S9 \  y4 x/ A公仔箱論壇> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 s* Y9 ^4 U+ _! E' D( t
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
" ]3 U) Y5 r; U+ z/ l公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This3 O2 a4 B: r8 O* V- q
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
  D2 J: {, |- a3 N! V+ g" WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
4 q* U# r0 Z1 j/ ^/ D+ DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 G2 U7 R3 ?* [
> 'whatever').TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! c6 W1 k0 D) f# x6 E0 I
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
0 J5 q; V) U& v8 y> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
" W, X% @' |! b6 Q! }5 i' G) x5.39.217.77:8898> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; g+ A9 b# z" i1 \( G3 i
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womanTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) _6 H  E, F+ C2 F/ f% ?8 I# X
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it2 _  I3 Q7 U- E4 i$ D% }, T
> herself. This will later result in a man5.39.217.77:88980 V4 C, B* r4 O9 N/ w( l4 |& m
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
) E0 W# a" d% J$ F5.39.217.77:8898> response refer to # 3.
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