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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 o+ f, Q: G# ?, g* b: s1 h( \) T" B
> (1) Fine: This
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9 M3 `" W2 v/ R- Y0 a公仔箱論壇> and you need to shut up.; h. p$ |# [2 `" r0 q) R  [1 f: K3 b2 n5 p
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> (2) Five
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/ `& H8 F2 J; l% p5 U) C5.39.217.77:8898> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
' H3 q: d" A- Z( eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
" t* h7 Q' I; Y# M" N5.39.217.77:8898> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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> (3) Nothing: This
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing5.39.217.77:8898' G  k6 m. y. n3 i
> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Dotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 Z2 F8 P1 E- T, f7 P0 }
> It!
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* D* m% Q4 s- H( Z( Y3 ^* KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
* b' d) h" \, S: Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
9 i  I! X9 F- MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
* j" o2 d7 Q3 h> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 P6 A4 ]9 C5 N2 Y6 s9 O) _
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of5.39.217.77:88988 R6 A7 t( Y0 A) M( y
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> (6) That'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( a' t* p, J' G  ^% k$ J
> Okay: This
7 D4 _0 j- b# Q8 i5.39.217.77:8898> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
. d( M/ G; K4 D. |9 nTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and6 m0 I3 w& z, p  W, W
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇1 F7 V; `* O$ I3 G
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> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 ~1 t2 V. X& C7 F) s5 R4 x2 {
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
6 k% |8 P% A- v* R3 OTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
" P$ O& R/ L$ {: YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
% D& S) f3 I  c% G: o4 E, JTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
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+ t0 L7 Y# Y: c& W% ^* _, G> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇. k+ i4 q% U7 u7 Z
> worry about it, I got it: Another
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> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# }& Z  ^6 h2 Q. _9 _, s
> herself. This will later result in a man
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