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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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4 n/ Z. g& F% y9 btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 l3 c7 S1 \" m# I
> (1) Fine: This公仔箱論壇% f6 f7 z% P4 u) l/ b  j3 C; V% r( A
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
2 e; {+ J. P9 h1 W5 J$ k3 U) r公仔箱論壇> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇5 z6 S) v; M: _
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> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 O+ ~/ B, Z4 C: d* J
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
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7 {1 q# I2 E( g& E> (3) Nothing: This
' }2 l: w) J: _6 o  t# e> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
8 r& {/ [$ u" F: q/ ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
+ P" u6 ^. a6 U: W8 x3 M2 N公仔箱論壇> usually end in fine.
+ K% t: z* T; J6 x6 gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 5.39.217.77:8898) Z( ]' f, l* ~4 p# E
> (4) Go& q5 ]+ v" D% C6 Z* `$ W$ F
> Ahead: This
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> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇" P6 T" q1 U. _) ?8 g& ]* U
> Sigh: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( A1 a9 i+ ^0 h6 ?
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often/ q1 }( T: x5 t' i, y0 R3 P0 y
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
' z5 b/ J, U: b/ g2 D公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇- i: b  }, B0 B1 _
> here and arguing with you about nothing.% h- d" P1 `% W1 x
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of; L" T% g" [0 Q: \7 u+ y
> nothing.)
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+ T/ T" g! }* B5 V5 u6 a' f> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 T3 c4 b- i9 t8 E9 N3 g
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
8 w; A' K" A# J; S5.39.217.77:8898> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 Y, U6 K! N, Y) _! ^
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.77:88980 r) B: o) F6 a
> mistake. # R' R6 q# }  K) X* y
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> (7) Thanks: A5.39.217.77:88983 n* X0 U" |. n; E: f# h  {% }
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
' @( P" i& x) o# I+ Q7 ?4 i> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This# t. F3 {; J5 \0 a
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
- n, b( D/ Q) S+ P+ S& w! fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
3 D& @! N& N! T. d; [8 i% X  ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a- E' J5 G. q& p! G7 T* |
> 'whatever').
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, b! j) {0 ^- Q" ^) q5.39.217.77:8898> (8) Whatever: Is a
6 n$ [2 q1 n  c- w. a, CTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, ]0 V7 M5 I# C- Y. S& J, {0 ^& E6 s
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> (9) Don't
2 z, o6 b; R( ~6 J> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* V0 w" E9 M/ b$ W' Q
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
8 S% A2 u- O% Q: H- k1 R5 Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇0 x3 U$ }# l7 g9 G9 `
> herself. This will later result in a man
7 a2 r' n" d" b$ Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
9 b% Y2 G6 C% _' v: e+ q5 _# BTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> response refer to # 3.
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