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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> (1) Fine: This
) j( C1 k* m) kTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
! N6 j, ^' J8 f% W. H' UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> and you need to shut up.' N6 v; q. C: E+ a3 T
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> (2) Five公仔箱論壇" v# [2 A* U$ w5 |. I3 o4 h% L- r' }
> Minutes: If
& s3 x# h1 Z, _0 O9 {1 q# k3 A8 P$ Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
6 P( P1 k" j1 J% N% i3 [0 g) w" |) R公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( E7 g$ ^+ t- y4 n! N
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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; g% ]* C3 Q! E2 `; u5 ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
$ ^+ B/ Q# F4 ^# g: v, u: w> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing; y9 {' N' S9 z1 N! n1 Q$ y
> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Gotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) d4 E3 b& M8 G( w3 f7 m3 D- Q2 V
> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇. g3 e; p. T/ \* ]0 @1 q
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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$ G. J" w# s6 z! v2 {; d5.39.217.77:8898> (5) Loud
7 B0 f& k- y) Q$ a> Sigh: This5.39.217.77:8898: ?% q, c& S2 _/ t7 o
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often5.39.217.77:8898. M9 Z0 g9 ?# f9 s8 e/ O
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
. `9 ?' @  {! Q7 R" F> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing7 U/ n3 K4 S+ l* O( r+ a
> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 r) {$ q2 M1 K2 z$ f7 j
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That's
" t) {1 l& t5 Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Okay: This
6 X) _% U: Z7 B: i公仔箱論壇> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.77:8898. s! z! t6 ^6 c" Y
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
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> mistake.
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> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say! U8 a9 |+ w2 ]: y# d
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
1 {' L/ ^$ s! t" f4 W4 i9 K. g' t公仔箱論壇> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
4 k$ S8 A! q0 i* P- n* M1 r( W. l公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
2 _' V% t: d" R: Q8 U> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a5.39.217.77:8898: w* f( A# q9 C! X# f" M/ \# E
> 'whatever').TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# W; ]6 Q; e& p. q$ x! C. y8 F
>
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! - I" ?/ G( A# E

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> worry about it, I got it: Another3 f6 f% N' n" z9 p- _
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman5.39.217.77:8898$ ^- R: B# I5 B+ A4 y4 f& p
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
  P$ D6 _4 U  L4 U, Q7 GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# U% M# P1 d; d  K/ D* K1 L# Z4 o
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
! w) r' C# l' _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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