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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :5.39.217.77:88989 S2 l. ^6 }, ~& q

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- P  v" F1 z, u8 Z' t* v2 o: D# u# o
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5.39.217.77:8898! v* H) e4 G* l7 W
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Here are just a few reasons why？公仔箱論壇; V+ j. i% F1 ?5 Z0 m9 \. u
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" Z" @" q, k) C( Q2 J
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 z# B/ o, u/ r1 I
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She doesn't care what you think. 5 X+ I6 Q3 `" I8 G. v) m0 S$ N$ F
她才不在乎你在想什麼。5.39.217.77:8898( u* i  `0 v# _% E. W

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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
' B7 T( j! y* N/ j40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
$ K( ~7 {; a' u- h, X3 J她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' b) g4 F) I. V$ q
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 7 b) S0 ]* n* z: u
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..   \- s( P5 ]; |7 R, V) m
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 l( s  ?' X# q. p; M
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. , S1 M; K$ W. p( s* X6 S6 C/ ?  D
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 9 t" t+ u- E& U- y+ F# q2 i' g- _( Q6 q
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Women get psychic as they age. 3 a; J! `( O! r" L
女人越老越通靈 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! @) Q+ `8 g8 K2 k# S  o! ^

  Y- j6 n4 W6 B! w8 {* oYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
5 R) `4 f: E- E; ~0 {5.39.217.77:8898只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 ?& B4 |# V/ B+ h
熟女直接又誠實 7 s' v. V: e7 [2 h9 U/ q

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 公仔箱論壇  ]  l5 f  ?/ C6 N* G
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
* ?2 F1 q8 Y* q( i+ Q你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 5.39.217.77:88981 Q; Z; U& w# D
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 3 P( I8 l2 i3 f. d& C

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 8 [) k; j5 e" p: D; ~! S$ I- }: N
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 ' V$ n& u# _5 |5 r7 Y6 s" v4 k
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : # m- I9 G# t- _4 l

" b- K  n7 P5 r$ }5.39.217.77:8898"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 q8 p9 ?: Q" d  G$ z# i% d& K
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Here's an update for you.
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; o9 S, D% \# c# `1 g/ ANowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!