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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇: E) s, ^$ x- e) c# q; e( V

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. ! _! V* L+ Y) X/ R$ Q
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人. X8 @" X! Q5 N1 y4 M+ y1 ~

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Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢? * D0 O8 h. x, L# y

; Q' A+ M8 e- ]" z5 ~6 W* x: P; m5.39.217.77:8898A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇  ?  U" F1 k9 k, g3 x3 U% x  x
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think.
. ^$ b* G/ j" n- h5 T4 [她才不在乎你在想什麼。1 h3 m8 k% G9 K  S: ?" U
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。   Y' r0 }, v( [; @. ?
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
7 b  w, z* J8 o8 n: h0 U- y- {9 E她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
+ B& e6 g% ^; w3 \" ~" D/ B  f7 f8 OTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
. {& G$ {3 e% ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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6 I5 o3 y1 N6 @7 q5.39.217.77:8898Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- T6 U" d: q) P5 s3 X2 @
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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" {- g- L9 q# w+ p, s7 Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) / P9 w% U7 X& x+ e/ M$ G' a" J
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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- o' l3 T- f: R" [; R- L公仔箱論壇Women get psychic as they age.
* p3 j' ^8 u$ n6 |# n4 |( xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb女人越老越通靈

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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
; c  w2 \$ Z5 [; @5 R6 f6 o; N, f你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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' Q7 u. s1 w5 E6 C- Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
0 P0 @9 `4 h" {$ ^  y1 |只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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, c" }- ]/ B. }0 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOlder women are forthright and honest.
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2 v2 }8 i# n* G; K% R" h$ Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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0 v& _. }/ n4 C, PYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
0 Z8 k9 H" `  s公仔箱論壇你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

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% c/ h6 N/ w- ~Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.   a) Z8 o( y* e  A
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 公仔箱論壇, J9 f' S- J; H( d. w) y
40歲以上的男人呢
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 公仔箱論壇. n; D0 D1 I1 G9 S% j7 c% [: r6 |
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% `- h( c1 ~8 f+ H$ p

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 W- Q# I% G* R4 j5 P4 |

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女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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% F$ H& G' f5 E, `1 x8 Q' k5.39.217.77:8898"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
4 a' p' W+ U3 S" U8 w( ~5.39.217.77:8898那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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% F' ^/ A1 ], m% e# o) ^0 hHere's an update for you.
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0 c3 V1 ]" r$ T. h  Q6 _) Z4 G" L, uNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?
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) V& x' ]( e, W# X) [# \5.39.217.77:8898Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬& ~' C2 Z( J) J7 @8 n8 S

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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