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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& r7 L* }4 B {' {# c5 u

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
' C0 J$ \. q, |% U隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
0 ~9 f+ D  g) w& I/ q40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
: ^/ \- `2 {. ]1 n她才不在乎你在想什麼。$ Q& b9 ]+ g8 d. q) ?5 y1 [

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3 x; H. k& p5 y) ~& y3 G& zIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
; H$ N+ ^+ _* M- g公仔箱論壇40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 - T- w# e3 M2 S6 f
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ p" c/ U  m! s4 o9 K; C
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 7 A' M6 s/ [( z  r7 ^8 N

% n1 H) i* d- ~4 b2 [% QWomen over 40 are dignified. 公仔箱論壇+ I, W6 X  G* u5 J2 I2 R* p8 m
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 % a0 O3 _8 j+ T: {3 W: d3 u) U# V$ u
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 ) c8 ^7 w' _: r2 K; |" a3 F# R
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。1 `9 a$ G+ f/ A1 Y* X, G1 x

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 2 S; g/ T0 S* d% Z- a  V" r
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 公仔箱論壇+ t; ]7 C4 ^* h- S- b* |- T4 a0 v  {

+ s, c& d' v% U" q, q公仔箱論壇They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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$ n% u2 S8 t" c4 j5 ~公仔箱論壇Women get psychic as they age. & f3 S, {5 f0 ^: p/ r1 d
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 5 Q; n- e6 m$ E! g$ A$ v
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( E7 L$ R: s7 w) d

" o* D6 A, B% g2 MOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

2 ~0 ^+ y5 @2 N) R, `Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 5.39.217.77:8898' |+ [  s8 u" g. `
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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8 V  O" a) `$ [* F5.39.217.77:8898Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
% o4 `( I" f% q7 `* H公仔箱論壇40歲以上的男人呢 ?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 5 w9 E( L9 }/ k, @/ @- R% [
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。   o* m9 I- k9 h$ z8 a0 l. K

- r9 p, n9 E% l/ WLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# j4 m. L# y# J9 U$ n/ `* o4 P
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
" W/ `; K0 e8 s3 s  }$ b那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
1 M9 m4 F% L6 R' i1 J5.39.217.77:8898今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- _8 M: `$ G* x) j

) e7 n: J) ?3 I( n" K公仔箱論壇Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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4 j/ k1 Y" {1 {  oBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!