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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ }3 u) W+ Q$ a7 ]  u

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人$ ~- Y1 @9 X3 v& U9 d/ Z

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Here are just a few reasons why?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; y* P8 c! I' {: a0 z* t4 U7 c
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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, Z5 I) Q9 F7 \" K  T' N5.39.217.77:8898She doesn't care what you think.
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- r- w( F. Y# e' m1 ~5.39.217.77:8898If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.# X5 Z3 A+ P8 {
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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9 q1 [+ L7 |9 ^' c# X- jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWomen over 40 are dignified.
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% }, V2 N) F8 h8 NThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 5.39.217.77:88980 n$ p& G! R- p# q
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
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9 B  M- `! [+ u5 R. ~& zOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  W5 _: J7 m; Z# N
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 5.39.217.77:88985 F6 V- q7 M, e; E9 i
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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7 ~0 a! z/ ]( D; H6 I* a/ UOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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7 G  M8 o+ W( IOlder women are forthright and honest. ) t  q' a; v8 f7 V+ V
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( T) U! G/ D6 v, @5 V/ p
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. ! ]% j! ]6 |6 Y) u1 r1 D
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  o+ I" K" G. y
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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: q8 q, I0 ?2 ?1 \$ }' YUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' O" o# d& f' T$ s& N6 X
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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- e; O4 H/ Q" `) sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  h0 s( S# I/ |; E% }/ M; ?- G
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.公仔箱論壇* n7 x* S0 {3 g8 {- h8 n
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇" {* l( E+ g) Y' S( G' A* I6 e
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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