美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
& I' h! A; m& c9 O5.39.217.77:8898隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
; z+ T% J2 k; |  h; w5.39.217.77:889840歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
/ K3 A: Q0 @5 U她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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+ l& N$ t( l( }7 V: Y% ^公仔箱論壇If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. - L+ H; L1 ^, }& v' s& T& b5 @; |2 ^
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

# H: y) t7 C  ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWomen over 40 are dignified.
1 B2 p; S- q7 ^' g" Q公仔箱論壇40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

% a; D- f+ P$ m5 B9 T公仔箱論壇Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
$ D* [0 [/ |% R, r3 l當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。6 |3 ^* ^$ ^8 ^/ s' ]- s
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 5.39.217.77:8898: A6 h- s* E$ K( }) T+ `) \! B
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 5.39.217.77:8898. Y+ L6 F2 A, V

Women get psychic as they age. 3 {7 x: N+ j0 ]9 k
女人越老越通靈 5.39.217.77:8898% n7 h: C0 T- `
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
# P% N! N$ v7 k5.39.217.77:8898你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
; g( u5 c8 @2 E2 ]& x2 D, q9 P, s" P只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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6 C( Y3 L1 G3 z# Y. s+ u. U3 KThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* x) D' [# D9 L6 |9 G: M
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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2 t( L5 E4 s( L, Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5 i8 @3 _7 Q) p0 F/ g+ v, `8 z
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", * T. l0 K# i" v: _  b6 w
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4 ?' `2 C1 |5 l: _! W5.39.217.77:8898Here's an update for you.
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( P: O1 P- p2 Q% `公仔箱論壇Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇2 K5 z. R; d3 P) B
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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% y- v- o( Z$ z# ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!