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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; P! [& O: J& W. `- A4 e! t
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" k9 v/ J' K) z5 \: ~  N

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) p+ J- D: F4 L) Y* {Here are just a few reasons why?

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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
1 y* z# g) x2 B5.39.217.77:889840歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think.
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. P8 s# f$ z6 e! RIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 公仔箱論壇% q  N! c  Y' l  g$ l
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 M# s* l6 |; {0 J  \6 B2 W" F
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
0 `" N, w7 ^) }0 }3 F+ A& [9 U+ J# t5.39.217.77:8898她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

' z: n8 f' P0 L8 jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, U( Q2 z* F& P- w* a5 u2 b. E

, C& W3 j+ |" G0 c& J$ N, jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. : }, b) \; }0 j! w) D: ^% a+ j+ x* L
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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" d/ [/ E" R& Z. [+ Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 公仔箱論壇& K2 B- F# h0 v9 R. W; E: y: F( w
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. ! c- Y0 g$ \8 {/ @4 @: W. l9 Q
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 3 a: g/ t2 H% j# a1 z

# C3 e) y' S- y" U+ x5 m3 WThey know what it's like to be unappreciated. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' g8 ^; B% u% V4 Z2 N; ^) h
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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! C7 f+ n. f& `0 ]! ~1 ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWomen get psychic as they age. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 `$ ~8 z, t* z+ V  N( w
女人越老越通靈
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. G- d9 t" Y0 P0 xYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
& O8 _) X8 j) j8 T4 k, g你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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4 p" V- s" V& J' S5.39.217.77:8898Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' Z( d8 T( Y% U5 r  I9 R
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. 公仔箱論壇4 _9 i" r" P+ p# t& L" c
熟女直接又誠實

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如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.   C1 M! J1 @& _7 z# J; x
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 ^$ i( L8 v% A
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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) N+ L# s# L" B. _* d/ j( C/ s# fUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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* D6 _5 Q$ ~0 x' K( t) N+ X: ZFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5.39.217.77:8898+ q' v# Z7 }( T% c7 O

. V" P  U4 s6 }8 Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5.39.217.77:8898: O6 @; b& a9 ~+ I
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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; j/ V8 ?4 M7 R4 W公仔箱論壇"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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Here's an update for you.5.39.217.77:88987 Z# t+ ~0 w' n- b& s6 G
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. ( E6 H: q& o9 g; v- i; L& O
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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為什麼呢
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5 q# D: g+ m/ q' _( ]$ c9 U% X+ wBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬$ ]: a3 n6 y2 G7 R

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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