一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。/ S0 j0 u$ s. v: D: A0 G2 g
& O& y8 S$ G( K+ ]一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77:88980 g A n6 ^4 j C7 u
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：# k' l2 S' `# P" W8 Z% U; N
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; x- `$ T# Z/ M! K' l0 e% C
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 ?5 M/ n5 b; a8 J' k+ {$ _3 @. f
' g. o& w8 m' ?0 B7 J/ ^The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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