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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 g% i. A8 e3 w* _8 G) m' Z
性本善:Sex is good.5.39.217.77:8898( E( Q' k" z# r4 y. ]
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, `4 ^) q9 X1 A0 Z
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 n% _5 x2 |1 n% W' N: J
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.( W$ [, ?  f9 v+ Y( `0 a
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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* b1 x; x, K  w* \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb教之道:The way of learning it5.39.217.77:8898/ w* z& G+ j" y& B
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.  `) E9 J/ H$ e' A) E

1 L* u( k* t  {  u. b# zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 T' K% }! _+ D4 E/ G) W7 s  N9 Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,! W: s8 z  C* j
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.: ?7 r! v% v# M$ T7 f
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
; \- l/ q! E: d+ R- _1 T& {* [4 V" w有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine公仔箱論壇# }# s' c6 t# L6 T) u
教五子 All his five son took it
& }- S1 j$ K/ Z, D; F名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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" K+ |9 s( D. w公仔箱論壇养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 E  E" m" _" |) i5 G7 M% |% NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。父之过 It is all your fault.5.39.217.77:8898/ G3 W( s  E0 y0 R
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,0 T  P  N" h0 b( g& s7 I
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.5.39.217.77:8898; x) ^- u4 G4 H: Z9 g
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) k# b" w5 O, ~2 S0 A: Q7 _
子不学 You may refuse to study this
& j: Y. J7 Y3 c非所宜 but that is a real mistake3 Y) y/ N3 e# [4 W2 ~! m
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,5.39.217.77:8898- J" ^7 I2 t' F0 j& W# Q; G4 T, D
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged! P0 q) `! |) e" U, I
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 u2 K1 ^  m2 J: E/ w9 J5 Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" T. _; p( t) l. O人不学 If you don't learn sex,5.39.217.77:8898; O4 H& Y* M: T) R
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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