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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.公仔箱論壇; b5 y4 w4 x- o
性本善:Sex is good.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 W" I8 A9 n& I! y4 v
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
1 C( e; b2 Q) U0 M5 y5.39.217.77:8898习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it., ]4 k; m+ s  \/ @0 ~( C
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
! Z. g. t$ \! p! f' D( l性乃迁:Sex will leave you..tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 `, x9 x) h' `& ?- [9 `; \# ?
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教之道:The way of learning ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! b4 }, P7 s! _% v: [8 N) s
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' j0 S# l5 y7 I! d6 K7 o* {9 H& n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 Y& D' ^5 q+ I( R# E: K择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.# p$ |9 C$ u8 z) ]# t, g" ~. R- q
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
. M' {9 \5 q# v2 Z断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 T' S) w7 w' c有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine+ @8 W1 v8 F5 m9 `* ?
教五子 All his five son took it
& T! Q3 {, Q7 c. B名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 t" H; s+ G. ]- k3 l$ W1 @6 I* b( M5.39.217.77:8898父之过 It is all your fault.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ c$ z  k' g- |0 c
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,3 G- C; A9 D' ~4 e$ F
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.公仔箱論壇# e$ q- N! E  M, C: c

" q. j( q4 q% J( m# n' J& k公仔箱論壇子不学 You may refuse to study thisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" u2 m2 X, l2 K8 P' A( b
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 @- s  S( s; V6 H% dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 D9 T& b! l6 w; u- G
老何为 you will lose your ability when agedTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) ~, o/ U' B1 P# L' N! z
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
5 X% b6 F, n7 x% t: l/ M8 z( B5.39.217.77:8898不成器 It won't become hard and strong.2 x% N% [9 a* |# R% D) S1 Z
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
7 A: g4 f" Y& v! T3 P7 rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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