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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
1 P$ t" u. x4 Q1 |9 G公仔箱論壇> (1) Fine: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 a' L  F" S, W
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.77:8898" ^3 |0 {7 C- h
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/ e( Q2 Y9 J2 t! y* T; l> (2) Five
0 I% u) p0 u; q9 B> Minutes: If
" V/ r, j1 E- n> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
/ W1 u' p% r* ^5 f6 [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
( ^  J; s+ g! p6 L公仔箱論壇> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 w+ B  x/ F$ ?, P7 U
> the house.公仔箱論壇1 N0 ?1 ?2 `) {" L1 D4 _# c
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> (3) Nothing: This公仔箱論壇7 L6 s8 z. a* t2 b! }
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
. j7 c# G8 E- s: S" xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go
. S0 w$ r- W6 n8 o  ^5.39.217.77:8898> Ahead: This
" V4 D, c6 o' V3 ~- g" S  v> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do! A4 Z% d% V! J; R) p( `
> It! 5.39.217.77:88980 L: O& K2 L' I, U
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> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
$ J, p4 d2 N" D  E> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
2 p4 U- h6 g. gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing+ m5 X7 z7 `9 f/ H0 {% S
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
2 }+ |! q, G& n5.39.217.77:8898> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
6 L) _, M6 i  y' q9 x* Q# g5.39.217.77:8898> nothing.)
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> (6) That's公仔箱論壇, ~, G- I0 U% `* }- l5 N# K  P! h
> Okay: This
$ M3 ?1 V4 b# G4 R) g公仔箱論壇> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
& x2 l# v1 D% b0 `, E公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and! \+ H$ q4 w) n& p  S+ U
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇$ d; E3 j+ s5 b& h$ X5 J
> mistake. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 H" F6 z2 F- \7 Y9 L! J

, N7 ]4 P5 a& {' t* [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (7) Thanks: A
  i& R% B. o3 s9 w1 C6 Z> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.77:8898: b, L( H' t5 m/ ], q( p
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
# I* _) ~, v' A- S) \> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
! L# @+ y8 G- q6 [7 }> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
: ?& N0 K1 F4 q> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
" D# B# P9 B4 [3 y> 'whatever').5.39.217.77:8898  V& L- z1 H: O5 f8 ^1 z6 W" c
>
9 B2 ?% w% n8 m) Q/ @公仔箱論壇> (8) Whatever: Is a# l$ P6 Z/ _/ n& d/ c
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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/ p' V1 h2 b4 M5 J6 M- w3 Z公仔箱論壇> (9) Don't5.39.217.77:88986 S8 A8 C. @6 o
> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇; T/ ^6 n' X( y0 u
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womanTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ g0 A3 ]  ?+ b1 l% P, H) C! C+ h
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
# j/ z2 u! r. r( V4 d7 @公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man
, j( U- O. a9 y2 Y5 [> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
5 R4 L3 e. y) Z9 b, x% Q5.39.217.77:8898> response refer to # 3.
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