美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. ! L, d8 K/ ?) D; W/ R
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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! ~0 r2 c- L$ H" F/ `5.39.217.77:8898Here are just a few reasons why？
為什麼呢?

7 ^  g# B* ]% y: P. J: VA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 a! m  d5 t. i8 c, y8 {4 S
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 t  ?0 V: {8 z9 {. |  v
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She doesn't care what you think.
' Y; x9 J) h7 P公仔箱論壇她才不在乎你在想什麼。

! i% Q. E* N* C9 a& xIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
8 u: {$ V; ^" {& T  k7 p. ~40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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2 D4 l9 j0 l, y. b0 n" GShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.5.39.217.77:88980 O$ J$ g/ T1 r" |" V
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
$ Y7 o: G, F' Q  p7 r5.39.217.77:889840歲以上的女人穩重自持

, `+ H0 X( V# S8 i- ]( YThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
. a* E! g) K; {5.39.217.77:8898不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# V9 ^! T8 J$ {  W* @7 C5 g

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 6 A; @( e$ Y+ I6 e; b& k8 A  N2 l$ a
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。5.39.217.77:88984 N9 Z7 I7 q! o: O% q) d

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 0 {" x7 Q( V5 b/ Y
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 6 t" S1 w4 t* L* v. z

They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 0 L* m& A5 _. R
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. 5.39.217.77:8898) }( Y4 ~9 M5 [+ G
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 公仔箱論壇+ k0 W5 h+ s5 _5 Y2 {
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 9 W0 B5 k! D* A0 x" ~5 j

Older women are forthright and honest.
7 ?7 l! H( E% N+ N! i. H熟女直接又誠實 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% N- J! [# g% `& Q! _, t3 f
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 5.39.217.77:8898* j& O+ p5 A# Z8 N( ?' ?0 M
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
; _2 r0 ~0 y3 t公仔箱論壇你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 0 O1 Z0 v" ~4 |% \0 \& v

2 F5 o# N; i. g% x# w) yYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點公仔箱論壇/ L9 z: @; a, p. h" F  t3 K
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  \0 Y- a( u. L
40歲以上的男人呢 ? 5.39.217.77:8898/ Y0 M9 A! F: w3 ^* u

, r4 U1 Q- G6 L" s# [For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 公仔箱論壇3 V$ d: H1 R! m8 j- `, C1 `
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ z& n. P. g+ L3 o1 o0 [

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。

# g" I: H7 w( m* K* p$ J5 @Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, . ~3 z; n3 ?% I
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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- l( p$ R1 y8 C* v+ f$ k1 n, K0 }% _Here's an update for you.5.39.217.77:8898" V; B- g: O0 J& x' }
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了公仔箱論壇; N! o$ J: k0 t1 R
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ J: Z2 h- f5 @2 Y. p# h) G3 M

! {# K3 ~& g' N( XWhy?
為什麼呢 ? + S7 Y" ]. B1 P$ K
tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 v2 [! u8 {  X$ a# e5 x+ H6 g! u
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!