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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :& X) |8 b( j1 x K: I% q

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
; O0 X$ P& h% C% _& A5.39.217.77:8898隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 |* S+ i& l7 I3 N( M5 t

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 5.39.217.77:88981 Y- [2 Z3 v8 X0 g  j
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 0 N7 y  W/ M( w9 y' r" t" C

% n, B" [, X& ^0 t) u4 |She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 T) o. o+ i* K# x/ n+ Z
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

Women over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 m2 f3 `3 k7 D- V  c' ]
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 6 [" \) B; W2 Y8 Z8 ^" |' N8 l

0 u+ u( X* E' D3 |4 M5.39.217.77:8898They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。: P, Y. h; N- z! ?9 c- ]

# A. j2 N8 j0 d' }. u4 W公仔箱論壇Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. ; y$ {) v# z1 C  i
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ O' O: `" o  o  V) j
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈 5.39.217.77:8898+ {$ H" s: b( L. m6 d5 r! e
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 5.39.217.77:8898& p: T. p1 p/ A$ \1 m4 ~/ p3 m# T: L
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 公仔箱論壇# {7 r8 A: p9 }+ Q0 c  N
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. # _' J. O! T! @* v0 M/ k( _2 @9 d
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 5.39.217.77:88986 p, p, y8 {0 u3 B' R* L8 [
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 5.39.217.77:8898" P. D2 M8 [* R# X
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
6 P& T( i, O# z$ A6 G) G40歲以上的女人有很多優點

! o* l/ H5 ^: N- Y& IUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 公仔箱論壇4 W1 }8 R1 C# s& b- A$ I6 ^! g
40歲以上的男人呢 ? 公仔箱論壇0 c! U# q# t$ c) v( H' G

7 C: _4 F& e# f0 w9 D: {For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 6 y U; ]6 n: s8 n, f6 z n* b' ~
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 5.39.217.77:88986 ]. _% K" L' a4 f
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
' S8 S/ q( Q% M$ |6 U6 u6 i, J那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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+ }& M- |& z( W7 W8 [1 F) KHere's an update for you.1 F- u+ {) n: a+ e9 v6 S' f0 s! o! V
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 ' b/ K9 J( {* u$ p% E& [; c

+ @5 q* _, B5 t, A4 C- @公仔箱論壇Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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為什麼呢 ?
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7 }( ?# F/ A" A4 YBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!