The first man in line started telling his story, ''Well, Peter, yousee, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come homeearly from work one day to catch them in action. I got home andsearched all over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out ontothe balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by hisfingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with itand he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in abush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although thatkilled him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am.''
The next man came up and started his story. ''St. Peter, I always workout on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was onmy bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the railand I thought 'Please God spare my life' and he did. I caught on to abalcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hangingthere. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer soI fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush.But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me.''
It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. ''Well, Peter, justpicture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick'srefrigerator.....''' |
發表於 2008-1-13 01:16 PM
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