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美國流行的 "你媽超胖" 系列梗 part3

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: Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

61.你媽超胖,陰影多到能出售。

: Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.

62.你媽超胖,我上次繞她跑個兩圈就迷路了。

: Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.

63.你媽超胖,她屁股的影子就重達 100 磅。



: Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and
: yell, “Hey, break it up.”

64.你媽超胖,胖到她站在街角警察從旁邊經過時,會大喊「嘿!你們給我住手!」


: Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.

65.你媽超胖,她的血型是義大利肉醬。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an
: overnight bag.

66.你媽超胖,當她參加 50 碼短跑時需要用上手提旅行袋。

: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.



67.你媽超胖,胖到 AOL 聊天室也裝不下她。

: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.

68.你媽超胖,她有的不是裁縫師而是承包商。

: Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as
: big.

69.你媽超胖,她的三圍是 36-24-36,她另一隻手臂也是這大小。


: Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.

70.你媽超胖,胖到得去來福車體美容中心塗腳趾甲油。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
: HER!

71.你媽超胖,胖到當她去遊樂園時,人們會試著乘坐她。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

72.你媽超胖,胖到當她朝空中跳時會卡住。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!

73.你媽超胖,胖到下巴層數超過中國的電話簿頁數。


: Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.

74.你媽超胖,胖到能影響潮汐。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A.,
: Chicago..."

75.你媽超胖,胖到玩跳房子時嘴中喊的是「紐約、洛杉磯、芝加哥...」

: Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

76.你媽超胖,胖到 NASA 得射顆衛星繞著她轉。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

77.你媽超胖,當她坐在我臉上時,我聽不到音響的聲音。

: Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

78.你媽超胖,得在澡盆上加潤滑油才能把她弄出澡盆。


: Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!

79.你媽超胖,家族照兩端都能看到她。

: Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.

80.你媽超胖,到動物園連大象都丟花生餵她。

: Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

81.你媽超胖,你得側翻兩圈才能從她身上離開。


: Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.

82.你媽超胖,她奔跑時會觸發汽車警報器。

        汽車警報器在地面劇烈震動時也會被觸發。

: Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.

83.你媽超胖,胖到摸不到後方口袋。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field.

84.你媽超胖,胖到有自己的重力場。

        其實每個人都有重力場,大小差異而已。

: Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

85.你媽超胖,她踩在彩虹上就做出彩虹糖。

: Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by
: satellite cameras.

86.你媽超胖,她唯一一張照片是衛星攝影機拍的。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try
: to land on her back!

87.你媽超胖,當她穿上「Malcolm X」的T恤時,直昇機會想停到她背上。

        直昇機停機坪上有個大大的H,在某些角度看會像X。

: Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.

88.你媽超胖,胖到沒辦法自己綁鞋帶。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling
: Free Willy.

89.你媽超胖,當她躺在沙灘上時,人們會繞著她跑並大喊「釋放威利」!



: Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

90.你媽超胖,她用紅杉木來剔牙。
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