Who's In Charge

The organs of the body always argued about who was the most important. Finally they agreed to have a meeting to try to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn
: speaking up:

Brain: I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood: I should be in charge because I circulate for the brain.
Stomach: I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs: I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes: I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going,
Asshole: I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed and made the asshole very mad.

To prove, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief

Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ached terribly

Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable

Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred

Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body

Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

The moral of the story: No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it is always the asshole that is in charge.

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