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Do You Know My Work?

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Do You Know My Work?

  One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

  一天晚上,一家旅馆失火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。

  Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

  两个人站在外面,看着大火。

  "Before I came out," said one," I ran into some of the rooms and founda lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. Whenanyone leaves paper money in a fire,the fire burn sit. So I took allthe bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I tookthem."

  “在我出来之前,”其中一个人说,“我跑进一些房间,找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里,火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”

  "You don't know my work," said the other.

  “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个人说。

  "What is your work?" “你是干什么的?”

  "I'm a policeman."

  “我是警察。”

  "Oh!" cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, "And do you know my work?"

  “噢!”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动,说:“那你知道我是干什么的?”

  "No," said the policeman.

  “不知道。”警察说。”

  I'm a writer. I'm always tellings to ries about things that never happened."

  “我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”



回覆是一種美德,好要頂!不頂就沉

[ 本帖最後由 kingjames 於 2007-10-30 02:04 PM 編輯 ]
is he really a writer?
Haha, interesting story!!
interesting, thanks for sharing
哈哈!!I'm always tellings to ries about things that never happened
"I'm a policeman."

  “我是警察。”
好聰明 回答  :I'm a writer
hahaaha...
脑筋转得快...
:onion05: :onion05: :onion05: :onion05:
very funny~~
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