This story is a about a guy who goes to a police station to make a report and here is the starting of the story
Man: " Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officer, who have assaulted me at the cafe."
Sergeant: " Can I have your name pls?"
Man: "Batman"
Sergeant: "Batman?"
Man: "Yes, Batman."
Sergeant: "You trying to be funny is it?"
Man: "No."
Sergeant: "Than what is your father's name?"
Man: "Suparman"
Sergeant: "Hey,you trying to be funny is it?"
Man: "No."
Sergeant: "You are telling me that you are BATMAN, the son of SUPERMAN
Man: "Yes"
Sergeant: "You really too much you know, I can charge you for this offence for lying your name to an officer. Show me your IC."
Now take a look at the attachment than you laugh. .
中文
这故事是来自新加坡警察局
男人∶警察先生我要报案,我要投诉你们有一位警员在网吧殴打我。
警察∶你叫什么名字?
男人∶BATMAN(蝙蝠侠)。
警察∶什么!蝙蝠侠?
男人∶是的,我是蝙蝠侠。
警察∶你不要跟我开玩笑。
男人∶我没有。
警察∶那你爸爸叫什么名字?
男人∶Suparman(超人)
警察∶你又跟我开玩笑。
男人∶我没有。
警察∶你告诉我你叫BATMAN(蝙蝠侠)是Suparman(超人)的儿子。
男人∶没错。
警察∶你真的是太过分了,我现在要控告你欺骗警员和浪费警力,给我你的身份证。
请看下面,这男子拿出他的身份证。
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