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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE公仔箱論壇: z5 s  u0 T9 z
> (1) Fine: This
- p& R8 s4 z! e> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
: ?* s- y. o, N# L! H> and you need to shut up.
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% _8 w$ w$ Y' W1 pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (2) Five
& S$ d9 n, H4 w" Y% Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Minutes: If
0 ^. n( R% a( I# l5 M( ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five: ^. }8 t  Z( Y7 z5 j6 q+ n9 a
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇/ i  n+ b. W6 _- g
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around- B( E5 @. {7 I
> the house.5.39.217.773 f5 \6 w5 u% ~) ^
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> (3) Nothing: This5.39.217.77$ p+ S8 R$ e! o. X( q' Y- i9 W) l
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
- i  {1 q+ }1 s6 @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing公仔箱論壇) N, s1 v8 F3 \% [1 ]
> usually end in fine.
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- L/ f3 I! U. v9 }2 M' P' O1 m1 t5 C> (4) Go
5 m. ]% H% ]; @) n+ E) _0 qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Ahead: This
" V1 r% s6 Q3 _/ U2 T5.39.217.77> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do9 f. }7 w+ C. ~4 m- V
> It!
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& ?6 J/ s& k4 s$ q8 {' C' j公仔箱論壇> (5) Loud, e' X; N+ V. \
> Sigh: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) p. v7 g5 V5 T9 {8 Y2 k
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often5.39.217.77- {' O# E+ X( t3 i) H
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are) A# f; L5 K- Y
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
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- W. n8 c) }' n7 w公仔箱論壇> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of' Z9 o5 o/ J$ J8 Q
> nothing.)2 j1 I3 s+ u5 `4 h( M3 A8 T7 _
>
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2 Y' g4 L: A9 x> Okay: This
! u% ~8 ]( Z$ r2 U* |: z, N: S> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
7 T0 c3 V, e: Q- Z( u公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and. \7 P% j2 @  `# A& D
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
% A' I, k9 f' E& y& k& U( M公仔箱論壇> mistake.
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) d2 U: I0 U# d' }, O& l& V5.39.217.77> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.77) j, Y2 E( O- Y5 d, U" X+ J
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& R# L/ j/ F3 _6 C, a( i8 O
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
+ ^$ T( P; o4 @; W, F% ]! fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT4 _: _. U2 C! g) w
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
: t+ {6 V; L- k3 N( a& F! T1 MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').
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9 }1 n1 ]3 q2 B% J* C5 O4 mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (8) Whatever: Is a9 K% W7 P& M! x4 v
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
+ D4 t% o. x& R, m% H8 r> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% e3 \" ^" L; M; h2 G% _
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman公仔箱論壇  F  n+ U  f9 g; _% }/ S
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
5 P& C/ Z4 m! V/ t, y: O& s) F公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man* V0 a$ L8 o$ q
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's- j( L9 g9 }6 B+ k- L
> response refer to # 3.
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