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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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# s8 L( i( L/ K3 d  e7 \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USE
  k+ p# n; d# |/ b$ r+ ^" ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This
: B+ v6 a1 T& A+ m0 P' e; T  Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
% n5 Q0 C5 K; B- ^2 l$ `4 I4 @> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇5 U8 S& i; q  j
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+ {; T, g8 T4 i, r- K2 U5.39.217.77> (2) Five公仔箱論壇; I3 }) e' A. k. [
> Minutes: If
+ C6 e2 J: p/ I* w7 w: g9 C> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
+ J) S4 h( ?& A公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given* ^0 T/ U" Q  g) v
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 `& }9 a( h( f% d4 L; a) ?7 r
> the house.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 @# Q8 `* u; U& m2 ~( i
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> (3) Nothing: This
; d% X$ s+ T5 R. Q. etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
1 F. U# ^1 i# `, P$ ]> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often/ t$ C, [  Y# w  i9 L$ @+ i
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 U1 H# h0 n3 ~6 L, P+ I* O, M
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
: A9 a3 i# V% Z6 H3 j6 j> here and arguing with you about nothing.
4 ~+ b4 I- k: ]( \* [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
8 |/ V0 L7 ^# Y$ p& ]  f. I) ~公仔箱論壇> nothing.)
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+ ]. r; Q* f5 S9 m5 s; g1 f' r> (6) That's
; }, l7 C3 p2 k8 [公仔箱論壇> Okay: This5 ^  I, Q% t6 L
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 S& K2 B, B8 }* q* j# Q& x
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
$ j8 O: z% d4 |, U# t公仔箱論壇> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
+ z8 H$ i0 }- v3 e) S; t. a- K6 f3 w> mistake.
+ O  }7 {2 x6 |2 v$ s1 J! x5.39.217.77公仔箱論壇% s" r! {- r. T
> (7) Thanks: A
) W; A* T; }3 k% k8 \$ S> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇: X: p2 _* ^, O! |2 z
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
; I& W2 D/ @2 v> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
2 h. `/ u) `  x* J5 k% W2 g  i5 ]8 n% p5.39.217.77> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
# D8 ^1 I. `3 F8 F6 MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a8 ^! N' o0 X$ m% I6 J& D3 W
> 'whatever').
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8 B: a' D6 P5 J& L$ L) u8 E3 D> (8) Whatever: Is aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 D$ K) @2 J+ X" K) Y, G: |( W& B
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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- L! _4 l/ Q7 b4 |& p- j0 ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇" S9 h' X! M$ }$ o  Y  h+ X. T
> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 R  [/ {( _* ^$ y+ o3 f. n
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
! @! M6 \5 z* U/ k5.39.217.77> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
7 j$ Z8 v  T# Q$ A) W( }公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇6 `0 v6 k* L& Y5 ~- V& q
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
: m( G$ b; O7 ?9 }4 F& Z. S5.39.217.77> response refer to # 3.
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