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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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& T. H) w1 B( i. B, r- n( G/ u> WORDS WOMEN USE
7 w  O6 x1 t$ B  w> (1) Fine: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 [5 m* H1 T& G
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.77" |2 Q& O1 r1 H# z$ z1 @' r
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five# f; F  w5 W% C8 g. @  J/ I% B& _
> Minutes: If
: d/ m7 C8 b! E+ t/ M3 n! ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( [; P* u* K) N4 m$ D& ?" `6 J
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
( [! w, H4 V* cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around公仔箱論壇  A; w0 D* I& `' S3 o& d
> the house.
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7 h& C0 B' e# w: H5 Y公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This
* u! j# g, \3 o( c: gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you公仔箱論壇, b5 b- I+ v$ |9 G$ `! I
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 a+ m5 P! Z2 d' }5 z
> usually end in fine.; [+ u& ~1 g$ l
>
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> Ahead: This5.39.217.77( m, H# s5 Y* @# \( a4 h
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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+ P5 }' T: p7 T- w# N1 i+ K公仔箱論壇> (5) Loud
  f: [/ J" ]! {$ P% v5 {# x5 e. w> Sigh: This公仔箱論壇& V' d3 p8 R7 ~/ ~6 @) M, J
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
% E" O1 v4 |+ I9 a5 p; E> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ ~" Z( `$ G; n  `+ c- \
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇# v, y( s% ?9 d/ A1 i0 a" N
> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! _( p4 Q0 U, F; z# Y
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of5.39.217.772 S$ x7 q& B, I, Q+ ]% X
> nothing.)5.39.217.77* k1 H9 S- j$ P& _3 I% h
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> (6) That's公仔箱論壇7 ?. c5 Z! Z; B+ h2 m
> Okay: This* ~% J$ C  ]7 V' D
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  y+ j  G- o2 w$ O* w2 ^
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and公仔箱論壇! |9 W7 T. s9 N4 j$ q6 D: m
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your# W5 P1 U5 R/ J% B. M* j. t
> mistake. # H7 X* Y  X' e2 b
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> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% {/ U0 `( G$ K0 N9 w# M
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say6 {. K1 u) A& e2 S8 _' ]
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 S) o1 s- Z% K. b7 L7 G0 w
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇# g: A" i, z# T3 m% y
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT5.39.217.77; g) i4 \# Z$ T7 o" X8 Q
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
* F! f$ v" C) m0 v, g& A> 'whatever').
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1 I; [9 o- q! ^! \8 gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (8) Whatever: Is a; a, @5 l3 j& v
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! & s, S& ?/ [' @5 G( R2 |: o
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> (9) Don't+ K' x* L6 Q5 y# K
> worry about it, I got it: Another
' \4 M, E9 R2 r2 d* A/ G% f* C> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
0 u  r8 d$ z  F' jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇5 v# M7 Q  \3 Q8 q  A8 \
> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇" _1 E1 ^3 U9 a* @! k1 v
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
" t$ N8 _  M; P8 x' ]1 w2 C公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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