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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
4 O: j/ y( t. v& G# C, g> (1) Fine: This
* |0 l: `0 M( _# A) P" W" p5 A& K> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right3 `3 |: m: T& W- c
> and you need to shut up.+ e9 K" B9 {! G7 b) E; N) ~
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6 F2 H: G5 n' E& o8 E& Z> (2) Five  E8 D2 ?; y# [3 I- `& O
> Minutes: If" h6 G5 O- X# n* C2 O# V/ T
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
+ q) X; c9 w6 q3 h  h; sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
" M/ D8 \( z: |, F5.39.217.77> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around% |- }1 n+ z7 h( G  l) \1 Y
> the house.+ O- H9 N2 @* }4 q$ ~) D+ \
> 公仔箱論壇) J& ^6 s9 u: l' V
> (3) Nothing: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 X: k: U# X3 [. N
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you5.39.217.774 r/ M6 f; l" y" k( \) N; R: o0 R
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing0 [3 v" Z% O& w& G; c
> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇& b- O: g' N. `$ X: ^( v
>
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1 M# u, q5 ]4 ?9 T, {公仔箱論壇> Ahead: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 I# ~( s; W$ g9 Z8 ]+ o
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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& \# H3 t: g4 [! Q5 R; B> (5) Loud
; I( Q* d0 Q1 X. E7 V> Sigh: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 w" t4 o% o: H
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often公仔箱論壇. R% ~  C. J2 z+ O
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you aretvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  s4 d. c2 k8 u' h( f5 f
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
! c! M$ n7 @$ M! }$ |/ ~3 h> here and arguing with you about nothing.
% @& F! \! E5 h- n> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
8 `; y- i( \( d' }# ?. Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> nothing.)5.39.217.77: S2 |. d' ?# f5 P! |2 Z3 e1 O! S
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> Okay: This
; E. K0 H( F4 u) ~/ z1 N( s> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' Z1 p% V. v, n; t( R7 q% V, ^& A
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and/ l+ J" I- ^* w  m, d3 A$ M
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇& q) U0 x& l3 D8 g9 c* r/ P0 x
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/ q, y* O* M" O9 i7 N9 l" m# W> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇. \8 c/ B) D+ J( X' \' M/ R9 R$ X
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
) |+ s: k0 h9 c8 `> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, Q& Q) H; a+ k$ Y) R
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
! k! o1 f. w9 I$ b公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT5.39.217.77+ F( m- @' x- Y9 f
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
7 ^5 h+ i0 O0 U, b# k6 {5.39.217.77> 'whatever').5.39.217.77$ Z0 n* w: D0 I; }$ B
>
3 p. o" h4 d7 n, ^, TTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (8) Whatever: Is a
4 c6 W' k; z% p3 p& [3 p> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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, T6 S2 C, D; U# B5 K% \5 f# c> (9) Don't
$ @/ R! G4 o- J; e( E. ?$ ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> worry about it, I got it: Another
. \/ U; p, C4 X4 V# C! ^. [+ b公仔箱論壇> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womanTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 }5 o. c3 m9 j
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
, q# F0 @. X! o: }> herself. This will later result in a man- ]/ U; u$ [  J* S: P
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's8 p- \$ [/ ]! T" }
> response refer to # 3.
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