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發表於 2011-11-15 01:40 PM
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Help! wat i do naw...
Just before Thanksgiving Jim and Eddie are out hunting for turkeys when Jim keels over and collapses. He doesn't seem to be breating and his eyes are glazed. Eddie gets out his mobile and calls the emergency.
He gasps, "My friend Jim is dead! What can I do?"
The Operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, Eddie says, "OK, now what?" |
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