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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5.39.217.77* p/ r  ^+ @" T! z
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Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢?
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% d; b' L- b  F7 Y1 N; H! O6 [% mA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 5.39.217.776 g& q4 k2 f3 |# k. L( K
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think.
6 r6 n9 J( o0 T, \; \* @8 R- Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb她才不在乎你在想什麼。/ U+ E1 U8 f2 v& N$ t1 a: u) u
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 5.39.217.77; E1 ?0 N9 \+ V- Z/ E, k

5 b" P% X; O" I5 J9 f- ~5.39.217.77She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.公仔箱論壇9 }; {- H5 Q* {' ~! @& z
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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( l9 M6 h$ K8 H( U6 K3 e* ^2 RWomen over 40 are dignified.
6 M& I0 @( K4 i$ c  o40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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' D( `6 K& D2 w- {" e, ~Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
: W, k2 F7 O- V, `% M8 i4 V當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 9 V. P2 ~! g7 F( r" r  M
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
3 U5 Y; e2 F" S& |因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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( h; f* D8 a2 M5 N3 [& r% a# l* Q0 Q5.39.217.77Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
1 g1 _# W6 i  A2 w2 b% p# p. u你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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0 S: G( u: k0 i% }" _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 公仔箱論壇- v0 [+ t1 D% w+ h7 x& ]! Q
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. ! e; T8 S. L$ e: P
熟女直接又誠實

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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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5 W; \* {% L9 [5 G0 s/ R5.39.217.77You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
" ]$ d! `5 f; E( M0 N# X你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
, V4 n5 U  E  g6 Q40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 5.39.217.77* r0 s" N  p2 q9 C- M7 A7 x$ V
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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; {3 G+ m4 C' A; d9 n8 e- b- {5.39.217.77Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, * D# H* o% t% V- C: e
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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為什麼呢
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% D8 ?% e3 h5 K2 jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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