美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :7 s4 g: r" Q; R6 G0 y" b0 ]9 ^

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
7 b: m* w# q9 m隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人公仔箱論壇3 [+ s( g! U  d! v- s6 d: b2 k, f* E
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  `8 G) `; ~! y; G/ N3 XHere are just a few reasons why？tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 P  U2 P. n1 B9 [) M5 ~8 @, L
為什麼呢? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" J: H  s. V: M8 c

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 5.39.217.77; l8 t1 R! E3 G
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 5.39.217.77( C- `$ y, D! q3 e
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She doesn't care what you think. % l# _! E( A: w, G
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇% F0 o+ x" E4 Y& p( G" c# j' s

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. K) p7 D& l+ W0 Q! [/ C4 Y' [If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
  Q: E# ]( P" m40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 5.39.217.77+ Z9 X6 m/ T' N7 y; v( v& ]) K6 y
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* H# @; J$ |( N( c; {4 a  {
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
8 b5 `' a5 j  `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 : H. c' ?. W9 R3 k4 c+ I
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 2 h" B% H: h. B. [) h6 z$ O
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  C: ^5 [1 ~! `# p$ X$ `

( ~# m1 a6 L4 ]: jOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, ~7 G( w  U3 q( G! U5 h/ [9 k% N
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) / j3 `! q7 d, |( Z8 B5 w! z

  v  r! L! [( t0 N公仔箱論壇They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 8 _- \" j% b6 ^* }, N
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. * m' p1 f# {% d5 J) a( h
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 5.39.217.77  a! C8 @. h" J9 o1 S' F
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 # b0 o$ Y* W) J7 \
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
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, J2 A. N9 E3 V! j0 Q) j; I  BThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ! f8 e' L" [4 U* U9 f
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 8 f  ?- L) [0 |$ v
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
, L+ @5 W' m* Q" u* z你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  y% c2 {! k! A. E* V/ B

% Q: C) |  w' R9 _Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 5 e# Y/ d4 a; Z  Z# O! Y
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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# ]2 x* m6 r+ s, D2 I5 YUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 ]) R$ m( i# g: z' n) F
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& g5 P; {% [9 ~' o" I
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  ~3 U' u/ L, X$ v- L$ c* t, g

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 2 z) {/ m$ v$ Y

' o2 }' T: x+ R6 v# R5.39.217.77Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : - ^: d" K) Z% I9 Y
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
0 a+ O6 j( |) J; d  \3 B4 E; d那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! C1 r2 ^4 M- ]
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Here's an update for you.6 L$ X0 P# M! Z) [$ d1 r) l2 K
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, r0 Q- v& _8 z" fNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?

: f. L4 V: P/ b公仔箱論壇Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!