一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。. y: l, l; t- u+ j* F
: ^4 a- \7 Q; M$ q" l一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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! `) X$ T3 O. g# Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 x( n+ @9 \' h0 {8 m3 H
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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F! R; n; n% @* u7 U: g& `5.39.217.77婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：公仔箱論壇# b5 m' X/ _9 W6 u7 E4 L. T+ j
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.770 ], E( n+ B5 f" n; @& C) [
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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8 t. }5 I( o* W+ d4 `5 s) G' Z"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇3 Y$ G7 \' b; @) S
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇: r4 L2 v& b! x2 E
( {1 m7 E+ C5 PThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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