一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。3 {5 s% T) O! ~2 g0 X) ]
, ?% I! ]" \& f. Q$ P' l$ v一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( C/ o+ m n2 S) d
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb c2 T& @) m( s) ^6 p. t9 t/ D
$ U0 w! {$ s2 b7 ?: ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」& \, R$ m8 @. j# y
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
7 w3 \4 I- U7 x) e4 q! zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. s7 ^ m- N6 X* L
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' o2 W) v0 ]; A, a7 \' _
6 |) i9 w M7 M$ Y }7 g"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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O) p9 h, L, b5 r* t5.39.217.77The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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