一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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. |& W6 H8 |: _3 u' z「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# r% m3 i, Z8 f! d* V
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.779 m; V" v U2 Z! m( {5 v
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8 [: _% K8 p. X! {$ c* Q5.39.217.77"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇: i* O/ W1 M% L3 {- S& Y4 n6 y, \
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.4 y- A- Q6 ~( X* g5 L9 P
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |