一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇6 ~6 n* @7 B8 w$ \- U& x3 C
/ j( {2 l9 d3 V$ c0 w公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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- \7 l/ G+ w6 O2 \6 d/ c( j5.39.217.77「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' V, r% |' |) T- d5 F, G/ r
, a0 j8 e4 i+ W4 x「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
4 D. N( e2 N4 L/ f% gAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.77' u9 ^3 O6 R/ L9 C& [) e
' c0 G8 v9 ~8 ]- f Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇; ^( ?! l9 b, A2 j2 s# J; a
' f4 v( ^, F1 o5 [4 f公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ A) ~- t8 I% Y6 K. \# `3 @
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.$ W( n' [' G5 r+ o: `' y
! c( `6 o+ n' [; [2 L+ _( qThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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