一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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. B: k; A/ U0 g; }. O1 w/ u5.39.217.77一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」5.39.217.77: i& B4 o( v4 F) \! ~
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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# @/ c& b+ R0 R% p「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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0 C, W! g7 `5 j0 Y公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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- }" `! \8 k, ?9 qThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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