一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。1 R0 m0 V. m1 H' w7 G
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 H/ G9 j" T9 B @
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.777 h& a( N$ x9 y! K3 x) ]- ?
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇3 i, z Y w% [6 H! {
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：1 a2 W$ Z @" X: v7 m* N
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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* w' R+ u: m8 d+ XTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77% C% I3 X; o# C& x
2 D1 ` F: V/ X) u5.39.217.77"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 g0 I! D" A: c K% ~. h& k. W# h
9 x5 ^' v* q% ^% @% D& I/ O# [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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& d7 `8 H# l+ }0 uThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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