一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。' ~& B+ O- A# ? ~; X; ?4 ?
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」: C/ c4 M S2 [3 U
* @* p5 Q2 n; u W「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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2 ~% G: l4 ?! y3 U( J( w「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* `$ u* _8 `' h5 n
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5.39.217.77+ O$ J1 G, S- `# Y4 M. `
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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5 q3 z% a7 Y; s9 c6 o$ H公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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+ d4 P e( f g2 HThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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