一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。5.39.217.77% ?" Q+ v7 [( ~! o9 [, X3 J2 ^6 S
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」. Z5 H! L( W& P
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇' r: d( |9 F* T+ J
6 P6 p; c2 k9 p# }+ @. H9 gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：+ P6 d% C5 n+ q+ E
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇$ z" T' {+ d8 o/ `2 s8 X v: ^
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"/ J$ I- X# U4 {$ D9 H- o6 j( B
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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* `. s) I/ D1 f" |4 p公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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