一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。: j5 p8 E. P# l8 A* f
" t& x3 E' y9 y$ V" Y一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」5.39.217.77) c, N5 Q' }) [! h/ A
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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1 ?# U9 B" {# J7 f! Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」9 x% ^7 F- [) ^# n* K
& _1 N2 S' C& U( V, x公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
`9 G# X) h" R; N8 }5.39.217.77An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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- d) x3 G) E+ d公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.774 C6 k8 M- z I* x. e
3 \/ U) L( _+ ]2 |6 b0 Q公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇- J7 S+ ^, B4 |; l6 j# u
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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+ A- |5 b7 g/ h4 s2 Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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