美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. - J' q: H3 ?) F! b5 g6 r9 k
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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, @3 R6 C0 k" ]/ SHere are just a few reasons why？' a3 ^; ^7 w, D0 |; q
為什麼呢?
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8 d" d% x4 Y# }2 M7 n4 JA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
3 _; a- c, l3 v; n5.39.217.7740歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。公仔箱論壇( M# C+ {& p3 [: Q7 ?: H- r
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 " m7 X+ ~. d0 d5 Y. v
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% y& g) b) f, r# T* ?* T) h$ Q
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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& {9 }) {! w1 X" QOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" _+ z9 T! ?! F! z
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 * b/ d7 w: X) j4 A# w9 e

; Q# ~# p+ J# q# y& d% W公仔箱論壇Women get psychic as they age. 公仔箱論壇; k( D; a! D; d
女人越老越通靈 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# @1 D( R1 [: @) W. ]4 Z$ w+ Q! H

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
  q' |6 }9 J% N0 `0 {5 {- y! Z8 K你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 5.39.217.77/ ?+ V- p  [9 w8 |& s% n
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 k* ^" X0 c& g

. r' `2 v; p* g% i/ JOlder women are forthright and honest.
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. N* J1 R* s7 X3 kThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 5.39.217.772 a$ Q% x, D: ^
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 0 v( S8 w; X% z
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 f4 N5 Z$ e+ M
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 3 u4 v7 k4 z5 h7 p
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
, u6 j  H3 y, _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb40歲以上的女人有很多優點

& ^( b3 i* a+ G: O5.39.217.77Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 公仔箱論壇" S$ a7 i/ m4 t) O+ o
40歲以上的男人呢 ?

( C1 J5 C$ j! B: D, Z5 I) ?For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 2 M$ B$ E; y3 [, {- b$ l, f1 l; L
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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/ S. I1 @  P/ _/ u8 u) G5.39.217.77Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
0 H/ e' ^5 @. u4 ~6 y3 I# G那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.: a% U+ d! M! v" o
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 ( v* d" Z8 H' _
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 5.39.217.77( P+ ]& s% z& D9 t+ i1 m) v" d* q
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ? * @' {* o' A( }2 o  l4 P! }. y

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!