美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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' h4 X% E  n0 Y7 t8 J5.39.217.77Here are just a few reasons why？公仔箱論壇7 k* C9 f! w$ V% u1 V2 Q+ Q! @  j
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
, d- T% _6 J9 e3 V* {5 O8 \5.39.217.7740歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. 5 n0 `* e5 N. Y' W  c4 n
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇9 {% t  a# A: R4 W
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
1 L$ ^3 ]# l6 d* n3 E6 X5.39.217.7740歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 5.39.217.77- e7 v! j: |. c6 \- I6 G  D

# i1 Z" ?. R- O2 S, r1 f公仔箱論壇She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.9 Q. F' `0 y& [: ?% }( c
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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3 U+ e  j# K9 T7 F: hWomen over 40 are dignified. " r3 A3 g  ~. G( x
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

; V( V) M3 w2 F  S  qThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. # D+ z7 l6 t5 ?8 L2 y
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5 v. v- |9 E9 Y/ [1 A, a3 H
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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' w4 I" u  i, s+ \Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
7 O; ?1 R: ~$ m. B% p+ j- ]熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
# H2 a% R0 i# r+ Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 \3 R  X: m8 @4 T" G; {
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
. x% o2 _7 k& j  x) f5 W. M" C你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 5.39.217.77) V/ p3 j) B( {/ F
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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3 J5 Z* ^0 H  X8 A公仔箱論壇Older women are forthright and honest.
" F' m- P0 s6 v8 D- u1 u) i4 j9 @$ \熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 5.39.217.77  x/ o0 W& H$ N$ I4 z" u0 @
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 5.39.217.77* }% C2 S+ N8 M. b( c* \

% R' w8 D$ @: Z+ R$ X7 w6 m3 xYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 / V; w6 o! ~  U, ?3 }
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. . N: M7 I0 m. @5 C2 j# i/ H1 c
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
6 {8 W* Y' @6 I: D$ Q" ~. v5.39.217.77相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, : r! N! A2 `' |6 x9 c
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. [; B: @' T3 y, T& l5 [
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 公仔箱論壇6 x% R% \/ ^* t7 ^8 w' \
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 t- O- q0 N/ y
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 8 ]" ^1 S* g+ f }/ C2 {6 x
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?5.39.217.77; @! L( t) s% K/ X' ^: L, t$ y5 l
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!