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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :' r V' x. b% r, @

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇( J4 @" p& w$ w0 y& d* i4 y
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5.39.217.778 h) ~, l# [) C8 ?) {& a
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Here are just a few reasons why？( u0 R, f* t, x, T( `/ V
為什麼呢?
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& L- M/ g6 H8 p/ bA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
- f; @1 J. ?, Y7 |40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 5.39.217.770 ]2 }6 Q. q7 O- Q+ e6 F

0 H) s1 x6 H# y" C& d* LShe doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇- X4 |# Q% _; b
她才不在乎你在想什麼。

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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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! c; N4 e/ V: n1 Y- s4 L% TShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.0 E! T" i( r1 Z) d( z0 I
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
8 @* k2 u4 Q5 S( J  A公仔箱論壇40歲以上的女人穩重自持 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* o: N6 @4 b  R) d; F  J
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. * N$ C( e- ^5 }& }' m
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。5.39.217.778 v: P% ~4 H8 ?+ F* S

' p) |2 y! z  a1 l* L8 @* WOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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! j" ?, q3 U: ]公仔箱論壇They know what it's like to be unappreciated. * a  H% M; T5 f* }5 O
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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1 S7 j; c% S. Y' g: c  h5.39.217.77You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
# D" N4 z/ P0 v1 x: u5.39.217.77你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 r1 i, ~+ H+ ?4 F! d
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Older women are forthright and honest. ( j3 O% E) M/ K8 W4 d; d, J
熟女直接又誠實 0 [' T" T0 l- n# H& Z
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. - M) k0 j# |6 l6 [6 m7 }
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意公仔箱論壇4 B! }7 G; m' x$ o1 X  N
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 5.39.217.77& x7 B/ W) i. L6 ~7 o( E
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 ' W1 Z. Q+ ^' Q* ^, U

/ F7 H( j. z! P* j5.39.217.77Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 0 k/ Z, S9 p7 D7 o0 J
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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* |" ^% P  x0 R9 S  R6 vFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 . a! ~/ y, U. t; z' B8 G" z+ f+ c

9 f; W: B2 Q/ _# u" H( B0 BLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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/ @: W" k: y$ E: S9 e"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", ; x, g$ {( a0 M* ~
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 ; G. G6 _5 Q$ p$ ^1 P

2 u' X7 y, r( q3 p! e+ A- X4 ~Here's an update for you.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 `: v! e) O* }2 C
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 d+ y v7 _- f4 \& [2 n' h2 q) n
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!